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Intruder Atabbed at Peterson's Home
Miami Herald ^ | 12/08/2006 | CAWats

Posted on 12/08/2006 9:38:53 AM PST by CAWats

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To: Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim

I will offer up the use of our meat grinder for them. I think a blender may be too nice.


41 posted on 12/08/2006 10:09:07 AM PST by WV Mountain Mama (Our gingerbread house may not look the greatest, but my kids and I had the greatest time making it!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Off


42 posted on 12/08/2006 10:09:20 AM PST by Sax
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To: LongElegantLegs

LOL! Pray tell where that tag line came from?


43 posted on 12/08/2006 10:09:43 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell ( Is not death also victory in a war against an abomination so vile you could never live with it?)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Pulse.


44 posted on 12/08/2006 10:10:39 AM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Snardius

".unless the joke is on you."

After 26 years, I still haven't figured that part out yet!

Hmmmmm.....

:0)


45 posted on 12/08/2006 10:11:03 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Bigh4u2
Hmmmmm.....

Never ask a question you might not want to hear the answer to...

46 posted on 12/08/2006 10:12:47 AM PST by Snardius (How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?)
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To: Sax

There's one on every thread..... ;)


47 posted on 12/08/2006 10:12:51 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Yeah, it was bad, but my fingers type faster than I think.


48 posted on 12/08/2006 10:15:27 AM PST by Sax
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To: F.J. Mitchell
A device found aboard what is believed to be the Queen Anne's Revenge, Blackbeard's flagship. Apparently, the common wisdom was "A night with Venus, and a month with Mercury".

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, don't it? ;-)

49 posted on 12/08/2006 10:22:40 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
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To: Bigh4u2
Maybe the guard is Barney Fifeish and Peterson is Andy Taylorish and only allowed the guard to carry one bullet in his shirt pocket. His other shirt, which unfortunately was in the washer.
50 posted on 12/08/2006 10:27:55 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell ( Is not death also victory in a war against an abomination so vile you could never live with it?)
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To: CAWats

A Mooae once bit my aiater!


51 posted on 12/08/2006 10:30:46 AM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: CAWats

Getting atabbed can be hugh and vey series.


52 posted on 12/08/2006 10:34:18 AM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: LongElegantLegs

LOL! It really does cause one to tear up.


53 posted on 12/08/2006 10:35:45 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell ( Is not death also victory in a war against an abomination so vile you could never live with it?)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Ow.


54 posted on 12/08/2006 10:42:26 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (SAY NO TO RUDY!)
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To: rdax

Thia thread ia getting ailly!


55 posted on 12/08/2006 10:43:48 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (SAY NO TO RUDY!)
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To: CAWats; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
A moose once atabbed my og.


56 posted on 12/08/2006 11:08:17 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Nancy [Pelosi] was voted the Number one reason why men in San Francisco are homosexuals."-Wikiality)
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To: CAWats

A waitress atabbed me when she gave me the bill for a meal...
Fortunately I was detabbed when I paid for the meal.


=)


57 posted on 12/08/2006 1:35:31 PM PST by Redcitizen (My other OmniMech is a Masakari)
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To: Snardius
...[who changed the keys on my keyboard...?]

I don't know, but the same &@#$! does it to me all the time!

It's up to us to find and kill him.:)

58 posted on 12/08/2006 3:15:08 PM PST by xJones
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To: CAWats

A Celebrity Fitness Trainer could easily subdue any intruder with a simple Bundabeya.


59 posted on 12/08/2006 3:49:55 PM PST by Weep-o-crat Hunter
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