YOU ALL ROCK!
Posted on 12/08/2006 2:21:22 AM PST by sully777
YAY!! You've proved that there IS a SANTA!!
Next you're gonna tell us there's no Easter Bunny!!!!! How can you be so cruel!
Very nice! :o)
Dry your tears Millee and see Post #199. There really IS a Santa!
And, yes, I believe in the Ether Bunny, too....
"And, yes, I believe in the Ether Bunny, too...."
What? Does the Ether Bunny come by and make you unconscious?
Yes.....and does little "Bunny" things to you while you are asleep.....
Put up the tree. Douglas fir that reaches to the ceiling. Takes up a lot of space in our small living room. But it smells so good, and is so beautiful with the lights and ornaments.
Put the icicle lights on the house, the Navitity set on the lawn, and strung lights on the boat in the driveway. If the wife won't go fishing in December, I might as well have a little fun on the boat.
Exercise time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGRXZD6vdd8
Correction, there WAS a Santa, but he died in 2000.
I can't spel...
Navitity - Nativity
After these groaners you might scream for Noah more
What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark? "Now I herd everything
"Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic? They kept saying neigh
What animal could Noah not trust? The cheetah
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? Noah was sitting on the deck
Who was the first canning factory run by? Noah-he had a boat full of preserved pairs
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark? No, he came fourth out of the ark
OMG!! I wish my lunch had digested a little more before watching that. Thanks ever so much. ;-)
Navitity
Is this anything like nuditity??
Santa's Claws - are they anything like Freddy Krueger's claws?
"I saw Mommy riding Santa Claus"
If it'd get him out of that grave I'm sure Santa would take any kind of claws he could find!
What a sight it would have been
If Daddy had just walked right in
And saw Mommy riding Santa Claus last night...
Where did Noah keep the bees?In the ark hives.
Where was Noah when the lights went out? In d'ark.
Why couldn't Noah catch many fish? He only had two worms.
What did the cat say when the ark landed? Is that Ararat?
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