(Vanity) Political Limerick 12-07-2006

grey_whiskers ^ | 12-07-2006 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

See for example this thread first.

Gather round, my friends, and you will hear
Of a man shot to death for warm beer!
He brought a warm Stag
so she did more than nag
to make her displeasure quite clear!

[grey_whiskers]

Somewhere, there must be a series of puns
which perform the multiple segues
from
"Support your right to bear arms"
to
"Support your right to arm bears
to "Support your right to warm beers"

NO cheers, unfortunately.

...by the way, warm Stag really does suck.