Let the jokes begin!
1 posted on
12/05/2006 12:11:03 PM PST by
OldCorps
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2 posted on
12/05/2006 12:12:25 PM PST by
beyond the sea
( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
To: OldCorps
"Mind if I fart? It's one of my habits. I have my own section on airplanes now. I tried to quit for a year, but I gained a lot of weight."
3 posted on
12/05/2006 12:12:33 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: OldCorps
Did Richard Reid consider this as an excuse?
4 posted on
12/05/2006 12:12:55 PM PST by
GnuHere
To: OldCorps
I thought that Teddy always used his private jet.
5 posted on
12/05/2006 12:12:56 PM PST by
Brilliant
To: OldCorps
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.I'm glad she didn't light her undies on fire like back at the fraternity house back in the 60's.
6 posted on
12/05/2006 12:13:53 PM PST by
beyond the sea
( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
To: OldCorps
I've been on some bad flights before, but that one sounds like it really STUNK!
To: OldCorps
Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.
... and a lingering aroma,, These dogs deserve an extra bone or two for this mission, imo..
8 posted on
12/05/2006 12:14:44 PM PST by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ...... Kyl / Cornyn in '08 .... Now is as good as any time for a GOPurge.)
To: OldCorps
The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition. Yeh, a Texas medical condition..... too many hot chili peppers and cheese.
9 posted on
12/05/2006 12:15:46 PM PST by
beyond the sea
( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
To: OldCorps
10 posted on
12/05/2006 12:16:27 PM PST by
Paddlefish
("Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!")
To: OldCorps
OK!!
11 posted on
12/05/2006 12:16:28 PM PST by
Eagle of Liberty
(Sorry soldiers.....your country let you down on November 7.)
To: OldCorps
If you fart in church you have to sit in your own pew.
To: OldCorps
I've heard of a face that could stop a clock, but a fart that could bring down a plane. Whew!
15 posted on
12/05/2006 12:18:54 PM PST by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: OldCorps
Gives a whole new meaning to terrorist attack. I wonder if she's on the watch list? Lethal weapon 4.
16 posted on
12/05/2006 12:22:47 PM PST by
GOP Poet
To: OldCorps
18 posted on
12/05/2006 12:24:31 PM PST by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: OldCorps
What! No Inflight Courtesy Beano Brunch?
Of course if all passengers were fitted with tubular Depends then the excess gas could be directed to the afterburner on the engines and "souper cruise" could be achieved.
pat. pending
To: OldCorps; monkapotamus
Master Qui-gon Jin and his padawan Obi-wan Kenobi exit American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth at their unscheduled stop in Nashville after a plant for the the Trade Federation planted dioxis in the lavoratory of the plane.
20 posted on
12/05/2006 12:28:08 PM PST by
Tamar1973
(Making every thread a Star Wars thread, one post at a time!!!)
To: OldCorps
Poor thing....
I'd laugh....
but she coulda made the plane explode!
21 posted on
12/05/2006 12:28:29 PM PST by
najida
(If it wasn't for fast food, I'd have no food at all.)
To: OldCorps
Not to be a wet noodle, but the headline is wrong.
The plane was not grounded due to flatulence. The plane was grounded because passengers correctly identified evidence that matches had been struck on board. Striking a match is illegal, and the passengers should be commended for be cautious.
27 posted on
12/05/2006 12:33:18 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
To: OldCorps
31 posted on
12/05/2006 12:42:10 PM PST by
XR7
To: OldCorps
sometimes
things are so naturally funny
no comedic improvement
can be made
40 posted on
12/05/2006 1:36:34 PM PST by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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