Where's that thread with the Country Western Song list? There's gotta be lyrics already around for this scenario.
Posted on 12/04/2006 1:22:20 PM PST by highimpact
A woman in Fulton County who was angry with her boyfriend when the pair went to bed over the weekend, poured gasoline on his genitals and ignited a fire, according to police.
Fulton County police said Bobby Thompson and his girlfriend Cynthia Covington had a fight Saturday morning and Thompson went to bed. However, Covington was still upset, the report said.
Covington then allegedly poured gasoline between Thompson's legs and ignited a fire. Covington also caught fire, the report said.
Both were transported to Grady Hospital's burn unit.
Covington was in critical condition Sunday night while Thompson was listed in stable condition.
Covington faces aggravated assault and arson charges.
Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
Note to self: Avoid sexual contact when partner is on fire.
Lordy mama, light my fuse (light my fuse)...
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DAMN!!!! Throw the book at her ... she needs to spend the rest of her life in prison. This is attempted murder ... and may very well become a murder case.
It's a classic love story, really. Boy meets girl. They fall in love. Boy and girl have an argument. Girl sets boy's gonads on fire. It's almost like Shakespeare came back from the grave to write one more play...
You'd think men would learn not to go to sleep after a fight.
“She’s burned real bad, her face, her nose, her ears, her neck, her whole chest, some of her thigh is burned, her back, they say its bad to where she’s gonna have to be in there for a while,” said Krystal Payne, the victim’s daughter.
First of all, how on earth could anybody call the woman who poured and lit the gasoline “the victim”?!?
Secondly, it’s always fun to google somebody’s name when it appears in a news story. Here’s a bit of a speech given by “Krystal Payne” at a pro-choice seminar:
“I wish I could say I am happy to be here as a representative of the Fredericton Sexual Assault Crisis Center, but I am not. I am disappointed that we all need to be here…We also understand all too well that the women calling our crisis line are often recent victims of extreme trauma. Physically hurt and emotionally raw they are confronted by a myriad of choices that can seem bewildering and frightening.”
I guess one choice for mom is lighting her mean old man on fire for the crime of arguing. Just remember to stand back a little further next time, you dingbat.
Stop, drop and hump?
Where's that thread with the Country Western Song list? There's gotta be lyrics already around for this scenario.
That's one way to get a firebush.
Or at least learn to sleep on the stomach.
I may have read something that funny before on FR, but I can't recall when.
"...and it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire..."
Here's the first one that comes to mind:
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.
The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..
I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[etc]
Pr 21:9 NLT- it is better to live alone in the corner of an attic than with a contentious wife in a lovely home.
The `Taming of the Shrew' comes to mind.
Now THAT'S what I call "Hot monkey sex"!
Some Freeper past posted it on a zot thread!
I have been with the same beautiful Bride for over 34 years. She was 20 when I met her, I was a rebel 23 year old. She is truly a gift from God.
I can honestly say that we have never gone to bed mad. In some of our early years (while I was being trained, LOL, and maturing) we did stay up all night a few times or at least until the conflict was resolved. Ok, I mean until I finally realized that she was right.
I am reminded yet again of moms infinite wisdom.....If you can't love with all of your heart and be loved by someone with all of their heart, don't love at all and....
......."Never, ever go to bed mad"!!
He dreamed the burning sensation was just a strong dose of clap.
I'm burning, I'm burning for you...
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