Today's Dilbert:
My real life equivalent began when when some equipment on the roof caught fire, leaving a thin haze of smoke, and the smell of burning electrical equipment, wafting through the whole building. We were all wondering what was going on, when a phone call from the pointy-haired president, and not the pointy-haired boss, said, "This happens every year, and is no big deal. The fire department will be there shortly. Keep working. Anybody who leaves the building will be fired."
I looked out the window, and saw pointy-hair-president issuing his orders from a payphone (this was before cellular) across the street, where he could remain safe, and catch all those disloyal peons who don't like to be ordered to remain inside a burning building.
This was the same company that let a deranged man with a gun into the building, looking to kill his girlfriend, after the armed rent-a-cop buzzed the nut in, and then vanished, never to be seen again.
Last Friday, when the storm started moving in, one of the boss-types came around at four and told everyone to pack up and get home.
I love my job.
1) Lil' we want you to do this job. The job requires a fair bit of travel. But we're cutting back on travel so you can't go.
2) Lil' we want you to travel across the country and give a briefing on xyz. I ask, "Um, this topic seems like it's better suited for someone more senior. Maybe you should send some of the PhD's." Naw, Lil', you'll do fine. Then today: By the way, we're going to send a couple PhD's with you because you're not senior enough.
So we can assume you no longer work for that company? ;o)