[N. Theknow]

The strangest things happen to people early in the morning when they get high on cocaine and go running around naked.

[N. Theknow]

As reported later today the beastie was 11' 8" long around 600 pounds.

Click link for rest of the article.

Unfortunately The Ledger is part of the NYSlimes so no full post of article.

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

A clear case of Darwinism in action.

[Grampa Dave]

So in California, we don't have to worry about gators.

We only have mountain lions, coyotes and rabid liberals to fear.

[silverleaf]

What was it he was yelling?

MR. SMEE!!!! MR. SMEE!!!!

[Joann37]

Crikey?

But what a strange story. The deputies who wrestled the gator were on Greta's program last night, and as mentioned above, the guy was naked and high on crack, at 4 a.m.! Could anything be more strange? But I kept hoping that Greta would ask who placed the call to 911, so this article answers that question.

Yes, a Darwin award is certainly in order for this guy!

[carola]

I first heard this on FOX Radio news last night. They said, "Alligator tries to eat naked crackhead," then went on to say the man was in critical condition. That's perhaps a bit more straight forward than necessary.

[JamesP81]

Do those things normally get that big??