Let'er rip.
1 posted on
11/29/2006 11:05:30 AM PST by
Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
Maybe he was just "glad to see someone".
It cudda been a gun or a banana.
2 posted on
11/29/2006 11:06:53 AM PST by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: Zakeet
He said Conatser, 29, replied, "Nothing."
"I'm just happy to see you."
3 posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:03 AM PST by
kenth
(There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
To: Zakeet
As Mae West once said: "You happy to see me, or ya just got someting in your pants".
4 posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:10 AM PST by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: Zakeet
I suppose this will lead us to some new "bass fiddle" jokes.
5 posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:10 AM PST by
Mr. Lucky
To: Zakeet
All the better to serenade you my dear. Allow me to unzip and release the sweet melody.
6 posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:19 AM PST by
Sax
To: Zakeet
To: Zakeet
"Is that a Stratocaster in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"
9 posted on
11/29/2006 11:10:15 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
To: Zakeet
"Is that a Stratocaster in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"
11 posted on
11/29/2006 11:10:47 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
To: Zakeet
I wonder if it was a Strat, a Telecaster, Flying A, Les Paul?
Solid body or hollow body?
12 posted on
11/29/2006 11:10:52 AM PST by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: Zakeet
Maybe he was trying to make up for having the world's smallest... violin.
13 posted on
11/29/2006 11:11:11 AM PST by
Silly
(Still being... Silly)
To: Zakeet
that's one way to wear a G string
16 posted on
11/29/2006 11:12:03 AM PST by
RckyRaCoCo
("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
To: Zakeet
guess you could say the guy had a fender wrapped around his bender
17 posted on
11/29/2006 11:15:33 AM PST by
RckyRaCoCo
("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
To: Zakeet
Conatser was issued a misdemeanor citation and released.I guess shoplifting isn't a big deal any more.
18 posted on
11/29/2006 11:16:31 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
To: Zakeet
Let it Rip! If he bends over there's no telling what he might rip!
To: Zakeet
my guess is that it wasn't a ukulele.
20 posted on
11/29/2006 11:21:45 AM PST by
kstewskis
("Never give away for free what God has given you as a gift for your husband"....CyberAnt)
To: Zakeet
"The strings were pressed down and he didn't make any noise."
Maybe he's more talented than we thought...... :o
21 posted on
11/29/2006 11:24:08 AM PST by
BossLady
(Islamic Motto: We Love Our Women To Death........)
To: Zakeet
Was his girlfriend stacked like a Marshall?
To: Zakeet
And he only knew three chords!
23 posted on
11/29/2006 11:34:46 AM PST by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: Zakeet
Is that a guitar in your pocket,or are you....
24 posted on
11/29/2006 11:48:33 AM PST by
Gay State Conservative
(An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out)
To: Zakeet
Is Conatser related to Sandy Bergler, just a sloppy shopper?
25 posted on
11/29/2006 6:51:03 PM PST by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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