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Owner: Man Tried to Hide Guitar in Pants
National Examiner ^
| November 28, 2006
Posted on 11/29/2006 11:05:28 AM PST by Zakeet
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Let'er rip.
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:05:30 AM PST
by
Zakeet
To: Zakeet
Maybe he was just "glad to see someone".
It cudda been a gun or a banana.
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:06:53 AM PST
by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: Zakeet
He said Conatser, 29, replied, "Nothing."
"I'm just happy to see you."
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:03 AM PST
by
kenth
(There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
To: Zakeet
As Mae West once said: "You happy to see me, or ya just got someting in your pants".
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:10 AM PST
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: Zakeet
I suppose this will lead us to some new "bass fiddle" jokes.
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:10 AM PST
by
Mr. Lucky
To: Zakeet
All the better to serenade you my dear. Allow me to unzip and release the sweet melody.
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:19 AM PST
by
Sax
To: garyhope
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:08:54 AM PST
by
RightResponse
(It depends on what the defamation of Islam is .....)
To: Zakeet
To: Zakeet
"Is that a Stratocaster in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:10:15 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
To: YouPosting2Me; weegee
weeg, do the honors please?
To: Zakeet
"Is that a Stratocaster in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:10:47 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
To: Zakeet
I wonder if it was a Strat, a Telecaster, Flying A, Les Paul?
Solid body or hollow body?
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:10:52 AM PST
by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: Zakeet
Maybe he was trying to make up for having the world's smallest... violin.
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:11:11 AM PST
by
Silly
(Still being... Silly)
To: AxelPaulsenJr
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:11:43 AM PST
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: garyhope
To: Zakeet
that's one way to wear a G string
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:12:03 AM PST
by
RckyRaCoCo
("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
To: Zakeet
guess you could say the guy had a fender wrapped around his bender
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:15:33 AM PST
by
RckyRaCoCo
("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
To: Zakeet
Conatser was issued a misdemeanor citation and released.I guess shoplifting isn't a big deal any more.
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:16:31 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
To: Zakeet
Let it Rip! If he bends over there's no telling what he might rip!
To: Zakeet
my guess is that it wasn't a ukulele.
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posted on
11/29/2006 11:21:45 AM PST
by
kstewskis
("Never give away for free what God has given you as a gift for your husband"....CyberAnt)
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