Posted on 11/29/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by dead
Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.
Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.
In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.
After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.
Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...
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It's the power of the darkside of the force that no jedi can fight.
ROTFLMAO!! This is funniest headline ever!
"Bimbo Summit" is the greatest caption of all time.
I'm just happy she didn't hang a whole bunch of gear off the old moneymaker. The C section scar was a nice addition.
Very unimpressive.
Commando used to have a different, and more meaningful, definition. But, then, so did beaver.
Anybody want to play the f, marry, kill game?
What a wind tunnel.
The whistling they hear isn't for them, its from them. As the wind whips through their cavernous craniums.
It's just rancid.
Now that just ain't right, dog...
OMG!
You can take the bimbo out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the bimbo.
Her C-section scar - still red - is visible in one of the pictures I saw.
I've seen all three of these gals' candid photos,....and just about projectile vomited.
You're right, it looks like someone threw a grenade into a deli...
When I saw Lohan's and Spears' I thought I was watching a remake of 'Predator'.
You're right, it looks like someone threw a grenade into a deli...meat hanging everywhere!
The Mother Superior of this order, Madonna, has still not been sufficiently credited here. Without Madonna, these novice priestess of Mammon would never have been inspired to reach such heights.
hmmm.... that's a tough one
A cunning stunt?
;)
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