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Click the Picture Upper Class Twit of the Year
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Click the Picture Upper Class Twit of the Year
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night
in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and
said, 'Here try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big! I can't
wear them' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will! Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his
honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on.
"She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike
said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't
want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here you
try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said,
"Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will."
Great thread idea, Sully! The big wheel was my prize possesion :o) MM
Rockwellian nostalgia and silliness, all wrapped up in a flag!
