posted on 11/16/2006 12:42:57 PM PST
Anger management, Vermont style.
posted on 11/16/2006 12:45:18 PM PST
When asked what kind of car Lapre was driving at the time, Sand quipped, "I think it was a Ford Falcon."
According to Lapre, it was a Honda Accord.
You mean it wasn't the Dodge Stag?
posted on 11/16/2006 12:47:26 PM PST
"How many citations do they hand out for all the dead deer by the side of the road?"
Since they're on the side of the road, none.
Round here, you hit one & kill it, you gotta have it tagged by a Sheriff to pick it up. The law is probably the same for turkeys, though I've never hit one. My kid did, but didn't stop to pick it up.
posted on 11/16/2006 12:56:33 PM PST
posted on 11/16/2006 12:56:39 PM PST
(Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?)
I don't need any anger management! Now give me the damned sandwitch!!!
posted on 11/16/2006 1:00:04 PM PST
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
I wish I could post a picture of Arthur Carlson...
"As God as my witness, I thougt turkeys could fly."
posted on 11/16/2006 2:09:56 PM PST
(Pro Deo, Pro Familia, Pro Patria)
My grandma in rural South Dakota always swerved to run over gophers and prairie dogs to help the farmers. This was the nicest lady ever; I never heard her raise her voice once (and she raised 5 kids herself after grandpa was murdered when my dad was 2).
posted on 11/17/2006 8:40:14 AM PST
("Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!")
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