White and black, the friendly bears of China
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What shall be done about these Chinese bears?
What shall be done about these friendly bears?
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Yay!
Why should we save them?
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda
Do something good for you?
They can't wear t-shirts,
They can't bounce basketballs
They can't walk tightropes
Over Niagra Falls
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
You fat bastard!
All endangered species
Leave endangered feces
If you knew how bad they smelled
You would gladly take their pelt
If we kill them all
We can have more parking lots
We can have small couches
Made of little ocelots
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Here's a "Corky and the Juice Pigs" link to the song:
http://kimberlychapman.com/corky/pandas.html
And you can check out this little music video of the song at this link:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206805
Panda Porn!
(A little wine with the dinner helps too!)
Of course, I also listened to the Panda song in the same session that I heard "Killing all the pigeons in the park" and "Cows with guns". If you ever want to torture a PETA freak to death, those three songs would do it.
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I'd say any tape starring Ginger Lynn is all the zoo keepers need . . . |
Excellent thread
"So how's the mating going?"
"It's not."
"Huh?! What's the matter?"
"He's sitting in there, watching the tapes and playing with himself."
Show them a stained blue dress.
Panda porn ping!
If a panda needs a video to figure out how to put tab A into slot B, the panda's problem is greater than simple lack of knowledge.
I say let them evolve their way out of it.
Humor ping. You couldn't make this stuff up.
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In some jurisdictions this is considered Pandaring.
Do the videos come with cheesy music, too?
Geeeeez!
I hope they don't show them "Deep Throat" or they'll never get the hang of procreation.
Ping!