Posted on 11/12/2006 11:16:06 AM PST by DogByte6RER
Thai zoo to use videos to teach panda to mate
Nov. 11, 2006. 07:34 AM
REUTERS
BANGKOK — A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.
The pair — living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 — would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.
"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.
He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.
"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.
The zoo is hosting a four-day international panda conference that starts on Monday, drawing 200 wildlife and panda specialists from around the world.
Oooh, rough trade!
What if he's just not in the mood? ;0)
Okay, I'd heard the song about turning those parts orange, but I confess I'd never heard about setting them on fire.
BOW-chicka-WOW-WOW!
LOL!
Aw. Dude. Now ya gone an' dunnit. It'll happen before this thread dies.
Maybe mister panda has a taste for *gay* panda porn?
:-P
Oh, I feel like such a failure
'cuz of my broke down genitalier
I'm gonna get Viagra'd before it falls
...................................Paul Thorn
Then they'll have to transfer him to the Phukett zoo...and hope he doesn't return as Miss Panda.
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