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Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks
MSNBC via AP ^ | 11/10/06

Posted on 11/10/2006 9:33:38 AM PST by Obadiah

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To: 4yearlurker

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"


21 posted on 11/10/2006 9:42:32 AM PST by BeHoldAPaleHorse (I dare call it treason.)
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To: Obadiah

"other unspecified internal injuries"

The firecracker did some brain damage, obviously;)


22 posted on 11/10/2006 9:42:46 AM PST by Frank_2001
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To: Exeter

It's not the Scotch that does it, its that Irish Whiskey chaser, everytime.


23 posted on 11/10/2006 9:42:51 AM PST by ancient_geezer (Don't reform it, Replace it.)
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To: Obadiah
Guy Fawkes Barney Franks Day?
24 posted on 11/10/2006 9:43:36 AM PST by meandog (This is the day that the Lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it!)
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To: Obadiah

Man, I was looking for some good news after the recent elections. This is it!


25 posted on 11/10/2006 9:43:48 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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To: Obadiah

News Flash! Uranus explodes!


26 posted on 11/10/2006 9:44:06 AM PST by dinoparty
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To: Nightshift

ping...


27 posted on 11/10/2006 9:45:07 AM PST by tutstar (Baptist ping list-freepmail to get on or off)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
The funniest word in the English language is buttocks

That one's good, but I like "onomatopoeia."

28 posted on 11/10/2006 9:45:15 AM PST by bannie
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To: Obadiah

He really thinks he's hot sh!t.


29 posted on 11/10/2006 9:45:37 AM PST by dinoparty
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To: Obadiah
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1735565/posts

No timw to hot link it

What IS going on??

30 posted on 11/10/2006 9:45:58 AM PST by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: ancient_geezer

I nominate this guy for a Darwin Award Honorable Mention.


31 posted on 11/10/2006 9:46:00 AM PST by tgusa (Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger .....)
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To: Obadiah

Maybe this is the British answer to Preparation H. It doesn't cure the problem, but if you survive you'll never complain about your hemorrhoids again...


32 posted on 11/10/2006 9:46:53 AM PST by Exeter (If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
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To: Obadiah

ping


33 posted on 11/10/2006 9:46:54 AM PST by DarthVader (Conservatives aren't always right , but Liberals are almost always wrong.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
And the funniest name is Incontinentia Buttocks.
34 posted on 11/10/2006 9:47:06 AM PST by LIConFem (Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
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To: Obadiah

According to a BBC report on this incident, the hospital reported that he had a 'scorched colon' which has got to be a somewhat rare diagnosis.


35 posted on 11/10/2006 9:47:47 AM PST by SES1066 (Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
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To: Malacoda
"I bet that scorched squeakhole hair smells really, really bad."

Um... does it ever smell good??
36 posted on 11/10/2006 9:48:20 AM PST by LIConFem (Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
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To: LIConFem

LOL! And she's married to Biggis D.... never mind.


37 posted on 11/10/2006 9:50:23 AM PST by DarkSavant
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To: Obadiah
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38 posted on 11/10/2006 9:51:04 AM PST by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: HitmanLV
Benny was taking more than fireworks up the arse, it seems.
39 posted on 11/10/2006 9:51:10 AM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: BeHoldAPaleHorse

I've thought about it and maybe this is a good thing. Let these Dems get in and make @$$es out of themselves like we all know they will. Let them do what they will and America will see that they are not the way to go so come 2008 hopefully a Republican will be elected president and in 2010 we will regain power in the house and senate.


40 posted on 11/10/2006 9:51:18 AM PST by Married with Children
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