ROTFLOL!
Their win has made me a VICTIM, and now I want to be deemed a VICTIM so I can gave all the rights, free services and entitlements that are afforded life long VICTIMS.
100 days? I thought she said 100 hours.
Hell, it's good enough for John Kerry's France...why not us in the great NEW america?
I WANT GLOBAL WARMING! It's -30 here and I'm sick and Dem'd tired of it!
Registered, you should get a HUGE and SERIES award for this thread!!!!!! I vote you, "WORTHY VANITY OF THE YEAR!" LOL
I want free car washes, the hand-dried kind.
Less Dust = Cleaner Enviroment In Which To Drive
BTTT! Come on FReepers, join in the fun. If we're all gonna die, we might as well die laughing!
*Oh, Dems, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends ... oh, Dems, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?*
I want my yard declared an endangered wetland so I don't have to mow it anymore.
You so funny!
And my husband couldn't agree with you more about Shep Smith.
Will the MSM hold Pelosi's pointy toes to the fire on her promises? Look at Pelosi's Promises for the first 100 Hours:
""Mrs Pelosi has focused immediate attention on an aggressive package of measures that she said Democrats would enact in their first 100 hours in the majority."..
"The [Democrat's], early agenda also includes increasing the federal minimum wage, enacting the homeland security recommendations of the bipartisan 9/11 commission, promoting stem-cell research and reducing university costs, by making tuition tax deductible and halving interest rates on student loans. Other priorities include giving the government the power to negotiate with drugs companies to lower prices in the Medicare prescription drug programme, eliminating what they say are Republican-backed in-centives to shift jobs overseas and rolling back subsidies for big oil companies, using those funds to promote alternative energy sources instead.
Jobs, healthcare, education, energy independence, a safer America, a dignified retirement – that’s what the Democrats are all about and we’re going to do that in the first 100 hours,” Mrs Pelosi said on the campaign trail"
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/e10304e4-6f54-11db-ab7b-0000779e2340.html
Don't forget Darfur and Haiti....they better get a plan.
Print up some protest signs: "Where's your plan, Nancy?"
Everything will be coming up Pelosi Roses! It's gonna be pure utopia.
No more homelessness, no more global warming, tax breaks for the "Middle Class", REAL wage increases for the "Working Class", a ROARING economy even bigger than Xlinton's reign, Unemployment will be ZERO, Free healthcare, transportation, energy, housing, internet, and cell phones for everybody that "can't afford it".
The border will be closed (except for those that want to work of course), Gay marriage or any kind of marriage for that matter (I'm thinking animals would be ok too), Any kind of abortion will be acceptable up to the last second of pregnancy. And the biggest one of all.....
THE WAR WILL BE OVER !!
/sarcasm
THEY PROMISED!!!!
I want an abortion.
I'm a guy, but if teenage girls can have a free abortion paid for by the government, without parental consent, I want one, too.
I believe in equality.
I want Osama bin Laden NOW!
I wanna see the NY Times, Washington Post, LA Times, AP, ABCNBCCBSCNN, Gannet, McClatchy, Rueters etc., etc., etc., continue their policy of unbiased attacks on the US Senate and US House leadership.
I'm hoping the rats bring up the UN's "world tax" again. Remember Gepfart was championing it before he was booted out a few years back?
I'm also wondering who the rats will appoint to drive the Evil Hurricane machine, which has been grounded all year and hiding in Hangar 51 at Tenopah Range in the Nevada Desert.
Re the Evil Weather Machine, who is going to be driving the FEMA bus? What will the rats do if NOLA gets "the big one" again?
Speaking of NOLA...why haven't the rats rebuilt it already? There are hundreds of thousands of disenfranchised displaced "refugees" from Katrina who want to go back home NOW.
LOL/sarc
I want the Islamist mass-nuking of American cities that they are eager to support by shutting down out ability to gather intelligence.
Good stuff, as usual.
Oh, and re Shep Smith..... I predict Fox News will take a big hit in ratings. It appears that their primary audience has had enough of cable news in general and will be jumping ship. I know I haven't watched since the first hour of election night. Sick and tired of media games. Will find better ways to occupy my down time beside listening to talking heads.