Posted on 11/07/2006 10:43:27 PM PST by Registered
I'm ready for the big payoff from this election. I think it's time to just push the Dems to deliver everything they promised PLUS some.
1) I want them to fully fund stem cell research, fetal, adult, geriatric, I just don't care where the stem cells come from, I want the miracles they promised to be delivered, and it better be quick.
2) I want every damn illegal immigrant to become naturalized citizens. I want to see them taking my order at McDonald's so my kid can be the rocket scientist I know he can be.
3) I want our troops pulled out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and anywhere else. I want American boots on American soil. NOW. I want to see them on boats coming back here within the first 100 days of Democratic control.
4) I want Universal Health Care, Universal Legal Care, Universal ass wiping. I want UNIVERSAL everything.
5) I want the government to tax, tax, tax the oil and petroleum industries to the point where they no longer make one red profitable cent. I want free gas.
6) I want them to start the impeachment process of President Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld. I don't care if they did anything wrong, I want Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore to be the chief witnesses against them. I think we could even get Castro, the petite Iranian President whats-his-name, Hugo Chavez and lil Kim from North Korea to testify against them. I want a free Babs concert too.
7) I want the minimum wage raised to 20 or 30 dollars an hour. I want that within the first 100 days as well.
8) I want lots more, but am too exhausted thinking how wonderful life is going to be now!
Feel free to post what you want from the Dems.
Come join the fun.
LOL!
I WANT GLOBAL WARMING! It's -30 here and I'm sick and Dem'd tired of it!
Registered, you should get a HUGE and SERIES award for this thread!!!!!! I vote you, "WORTHY VANITY OF THE YEAR!" LOL
LOL! Hi ya Chena!! This thread is perfect. Exactly what's needed. Be sure to read all the comments. I am literally dying here from LOL.
I'm late here, but thank you SO MUCH for pinging me to this thread, onyx!!!!!!!!!! You're the FReepin' best!
I'm heading to bed .. but first I emailed this list and the additions out to my liberal family & friends
A promise is a promise *L*
ROFL!!!!
I want free car washes, the hand-dried kind.
Less Dust = Cleaner Enviroment In Which To Drive
You're most welcome!
I caught up and this has been HILLARYIOUS! wink wink...teehee
I also want John F'n Kerry to attend "Hook'd on Jokes".
LOL--- good on you Mo!
G'Night and sweet dreams.
Remember, your children have FREE health care now and they can all go to major universities FREE wherein they will surely become wonderful democrat leaders.
LOL --- there's no Jokes for DUmmies?
BTTT! Come on FReepers, join in the fun. If we're all gonna die, we might as well die laughing!
Good one! :)
Thanks for the invite, but we are still forgetting more of the Pelosi planks...
We need 100% national security with no terrorist attacks but with all of our top secret intelligence info published daily on the front-page of the New York Times.
Free Speech and the public's right to know!
Oh yes! The public's right to know "everything."
Now THAT was not funny at all. Just when I thought I had a good, well-deserved laugh going, you have to slap me in the face with Belapelosi horrors.
You Minx!
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