Posted on 11/07/2006 10:43:27 PM PST by Registered
I'm ready for the big payoff from this election. I think it's time to just push the Dems to deliver everything they promised PLUS some.
1) I want them to fully fund stem cell research, fetal, adult, geriatric, I just don't care where the stem cells come from, I want the miracles they promised to be delivered, and it better be quick.
2) I want every damn illegal immigrant to become naturalized citizens. I want to see them taking my order at McDonald's so my kid can be the rocket scientist I know he can be.
3) I want our troops pulled out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and anywhere else. I want American boots on American soil. NOW. I want to see them on boats coming back here within the first 100 days of Democratic control.
4) I want Universal Health Care, Universal Legal Care, Universal ass wiping. I want UNIVERSAL everything.
5) I want the government to tax, tax, tax the oil and petroleum industries to the point where they no longer make one red profitable cent. I want free gas.
6) I want them to start the impeachment process of President Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld. I don't care if they did anything wrong, I want Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore to be the chief witnesses against them. I think we could even get Castro, the petite Iranian President whats-his-name, Hugo Chavez and lil Kim from North Korea to testify against them. I want a free Babs concert too.
7) I want the minimum wage raised to 20 or 30 dollars an hour. I want that within the first 100 days as well.
8) I want lots more, but am too exhausted thinking how wonderful life is going to be now!
Feel free to post what you want from the Dems.
I want the Islamist mass-nuking of American cities that they are eager to support by shutting down out ability to gather intelligence.
Within the first 100 hours obl will be in an American jail with all rights of a citizen.
The war will be over.
All terrorists will surrender now that the great evil Bush has been vanquished and there is no reason to fight.
The war will be over within 100 hours.
opec will open the spigots.
Gas will be $1.00/gallon forever within the first 100 hours.
There will be no more hurricanes ever.
Iran will give up all it's nuclear programs.
The world will be at peace within 100 hours.
She PROMISED.
Good stuff, as usual.
Oh, and re Shep Smith..... I predict Fox News will take a big hit in ratings. It appears that their primary audience has had enough of cable news in general and will be jumping ship. I know I haven't watched since the first hour of election night. Sick and tired of media games. Will find better ways to occupy my down time beside listening to talking heads.
I want a pony and sit back while the Aztlan, Commie/Socialists and imams fight it out over us... and the UN under complete Shariah Law. I want plastic surgery for elementary students to be funded by Pelosi across the land, and a hair club for tykes by Biden. I want media schools K-12 for media ran by McCain and Schumer. I want school guerillakill tactics taught by the Clintons and Teddy to open a driving school as well as a daily bar tasting.
Of course i'm kidding.
I want the Dems to take away the pain of my having to pay for my student loans. I'm a retired woman, living on a fixed income. Why should I have to pay for my college education? I want them to give me the option to become an illegal citizen so I don't have to pay for anything. Afterall, I'm a first generation American and deserve some TLC (not The Learning Channel for those of you in Rio Linda).
I want the Dems to give me the right to marry my pet and take him as a deduction.
And I want a sweet-heart house deal like the one Bill and Hill had with Terry McAwful. In fact, I want a free house. I've never owned any property in my whole life. Because I'm a senile senior citizen, I shouldn't have to live in an apartment. And can I get one of those illegal immigrants to come in and clean my house, cook my meals, wash my clothes and wipe my ass? Afterall, I'm an American and don't want to do those jobs.
That's already out there. It's called a government job. I know, I worked for NY State ;-)
Especially when it's somebody else's money!
Who hired Craig Livingstone?
SORRY
ALL dims get a free pass.
Why heck yes! Government money is printed. It can't possibly come from our fellow citizens, can it? Oh well, even if it does, they're all rich ad greedy and we deserve some of their wealth. LOL
I haven't been watching them either, but not for quite a while now. When I turn my TV on, it automatically goes to Fox News. I saw they had Gretchen on talking about Britney Spears. I immediately turned it off. If that's the most pressing issue they have to cover, I've got better things to do with my time.
lol, that's why R's are elephants - long memories and D's are, well, their mascot is self-evident.
Don't forget a Palestinian state by next year!
Pelosi said that the priority is bringing US troops home from Iraq. If she thought it was difficult to get them there, she'll soon learn how difficult it is to get them out.
WiMAX is coming regardless of what the Dims do.
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