[garyhope]

Rachel is cute, but she's no chef and has no breasts

Giada is a babe and a good cook. Plus, she's Italian. Mama Mia!

Flay and Batali are both supposed to be lower sphincter orifices.

"–noun Anatomy a circular band of voluntary or involuntary muscle that encircles an orifice of the body or one of its hollow organs."

[motormouth]

ROFL.. No breasts...Right, that's the most important feature of the female chef!!!
I think you should change your screen name to garyhopeLESS. ;o)

MM

[fml]

Rachel is cute, but she's no chef and has no breasts

You can be cute without breasts?!?!?!?!

[HitmanLV]

I believe Rachel Ray is at least 1/4 Italian, but I could be wrong.

Giada is a purebred, like me. FBI!! :)