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To: Interesting Times; Nick Danger
Ahhhh...feeling right at home now.

Did I tell you about the fellow who had a champagne cork in his ...?

13 posted on 11/06/2006 8:58:18 PM PST by NautiNurse (Katherine Harris for U.S. Senate)
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To: NautiNurse
Did I tell you about the fellow who had a champagne cork in his ...?

Champagne cork? That's nothing. A couple of years back we had a guy come in with a shampoo bottle up there. He said, "I slipped in the shower." I said, "Lucky for you that you hit that puddle of KY on the way down."

14 posted on 11/06/2006 9:05:41 PM PST by 60Gunner (ER Nursing: Stick 'em, Shock 'em, and Save 'em.)
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My sister was an ER nurse in the 70's. One night the parents of a teenager pulled up. Brought him in and they were obviously embarrassed. Their son had a vibrator stuck up his rectum, couldn't get it out and on top of it all, couldn't reach the on/off button to shut it off.


44 posted on 11/07/2006 5:55:45 AM PST by 3catsanadog (Vote for the person at the primaries; vote for the party at the election.)
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