[60Gunner]

Did I tell you about the fellow who had a champagne cork in his ...?

Champagne cork? That's nothing. A couple of years back we had a guy come in with a shampoo bottle up there. He said, "I slipped in the shower." I said, "Lucky for you that you hit that puddle of KY on the way down."

[NautiNurse]

That champagne cork was ejected directly from its bottle into its final resting place.