To: Slings and Arrows; shrinkermd
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, .
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Flipper!
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No-one you see, is smarter than he,
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Come here, Flipper!
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You there! Young man!
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Who are you?
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Oh, don't mind me- I only waded out here
to tell you to get the #&*# off my property! Now beat it!
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Holy crap! Thems is scary looking legs!
Are those knees or a cluster of barnacles?
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Hey, beluga nose, the kid said Flipper, not
flapper! Why don't you beat it!
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Who are you calling flapper?
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Gee, I dunno. Could it be the limousine
liberal with the inverted dorsal fins?
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Now just one minute there...
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That reminds me. A Mack truck
phoned. It wants it's mud-flaps back!
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Listen here, clown, do you not know who I am?
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No, but I recognize those two flatfish under
your armpits. Hi ya, Frankie! Fred!
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I've heard just about enough out of you. If you don't
leave my property right away I'll have you skinned alive!
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That is a direct threat and you are
going to hear from my lawyer! Good bye!
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(((Bloop)))
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Lawyer! Ha ha! Good riddance!
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Good after noon, madam. The name's Dexter P. Piliper and I'm...
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Don't tell me. You're that stupid fish's lawyer.
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No, I'm here to see for myself what half the ocean
is laughing about! Ha! What are those? A couple
of dead electric eels?? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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Grrrrrrrr! If I get my hands on you I'll wring your neck!!
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Next day
Hey, Flipper, tell him the part where you
stuffed that mustache up her nostril!
To: Roscoe Karns
You're not getting NEAR enough credit for THAT one!
Good JOB!
-SB
101 posted on
10/28/2006 10:09:21 PM PDT by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: Roscoe Karns
Great photocomic!
Sheesh, she could use a "Cross-Your-Knees" bra.
To: Roscoe Karns; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
See post #86 - Flipper vs. Flopper ping!
To: Roscoe Karns; Slings and Arrows; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; PhilDragoo; ...
120 posted on
10/29/2006 1:25:50 PM PST by
bitt
("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
To: Roscoe Karns; 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; aardvark1; albee; albertp; alnick; alnitak; Alouette; ..
Another must-see by Roscoe in post 86!! If you want on or off the Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama Ping List, please notify me by freepmail.
121 posted on
10/29/2006 1:33:12 PM PST by
Mr. Silverback
(People who say there are jobs Americans won't do haven't seen "Dirty Jobs.")
To: Roscoe Karns
To: Roscoe Karns
"No, but I recognize those two flatfish under
your armpits. Hi ya, Frankie! Fred!"
BWHAHAHAHA
125 posted on
10/29/2006 2:28:00 PM PST by
Feiny
(Save the Whales. Collect the whole set.)
To: Roscoe Karns
126 posted on
10/29/2006 2:44:34 PM PST by
mcar
To: Roscoe Karns; Slings and Arrows
LMAO!!!!
Somehow, when I saw that post, I knew it had to be by Roscoe Karns!! ;)
142 posted on
10/30/2006 8:21:27 AM PST by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Roscoe Karns
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