What Your Pet is Thinking

Wall Street Journal ^ | 27 October 2006 | SHARON BEGLEY

[divine_moment_of_facts]

I should have a tagline- "Does my clean house mean I'm having trouble connecting to Comcast Cable?"

[devolve]

Funny stuff!

[potlatch]

Cox Cable doesn't care what I do as long as I pay them, lol!

[divine_moment_of_facts]

All cable companies seem to be thieves.. Such is life.. *sigh*

[lesser_satan]

Border collies are almost too smart. Whenever one looks at me I get the feeling he knows exactly what I'm thinkning, and it freaks me out a little bit.

[Roscoe Karns]

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,

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Flipper!

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No-one you see, is smarter than he,

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Come here, Flipper!

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You there! Young man!

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Who are you?

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Oh, don't mind me- I only waded out here
to tell you to get the #&*# off my property! Now beat it!

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Holy crap! Thems is scary looking legs!
Are those knees or a cluster of barnacles?

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Hey, beluga nose, the kid said Flipper, not
flapper! Why don't you beat it!

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Who are you calling flapper?

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Gee, I dunno. Could it be the limousine
liberal with the inverted dorsal fins?

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Now just one minute there...

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That reminds me. A Mack truck
phoned. It wants it's mud-flaps back!

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Listen here, clown, do you not know who I am?

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No, but I recognize those two flatfish under
your armpits. Hi ya, Frankie! Fred!

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I've heard just about enough out of you. If you don't
leave my property right away I'll have you skinned alive!

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That is a direct threat and you are
going to hear from my lawyer! Good bye!

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(((Bloop)))

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Lawyer! Ha ha! Good riddance!

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Good after noon, madam. The name's Dexter P. Piliper and I'm...

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Don't tell me. You're that stupid fish's lawyer.

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No, I'm here to see for myself what half the ocean
is laughing about! Ha! What are those? A couple
of dead electric eels?? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

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Grrrrrrrr! If I get my hands on you I'll wring your neck!!

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Next day

Hey, Flipper, tell him the part where you
stuffed that mustache up her nostril!

[Slings and Arrows]

My cat knows exactly what I'm thinking.

[Hazcat]

LOL!

[Fiddlstix]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

It's funny because it's true!

[Slings and Arrows]

Pic stolen from somethingawful.com, and well worth the price.

[Hazcat]

[Hazcat]

OOPs for got the caption which is;

Help!

[Hazcat]

Since you like 'em here's a couple for ya

[TBP]

We have two cats. Our boy cat struts around like he owns the place. Tehy're both very smart.

Our boy cat likes the pull tabs off milk bottles. He came strutting in with one one Saturday moring while we were still in bed. Having just seen "The Lord of the Rigns" I lkooked at him and in my best Gollum voice, I said, "Precious." Well, andy time he hears trhat word, or even "pretzel," he starts looking for his pull tab.

[TBP]

When I was growing up, we ahd a dachshund named George who could spell. He knew waht "W-A-L-K" spelled, and after a while he even figured out my alternate spelling (which I dubbed the Old English spelling), w-a-l-q-u-e.

[nmh]

Animals are VERY perceptive. I've had dogs and currently cats. BOTH show love and caring when treated properly. Okay, we spoil them silly. We love em and they love us. They also know when they've done something wrong. They know what's wrong. I love animals!

I hate to say it but I have seen evidence that they are MORE perceptive than many humans I know ... .

[Slings and Arrows]

You do realize that you just posted most male freepers' idea of heaven?

[Hazcat]

Yep! Been there and done that (1980/81/82). LOVED it!

[Hazcat]

When I was growing up, we ahd a dachshund named George who could spell. He knew waht "W-A-L-K" spelled, and after a while he even figured out my alternate spelling (which I dubbed the Old English spelling), w-a-l-q-u-e.

Good thing your dog could spell cause you having a heck of a time ;)