Not Me.
Posted on 10/27/2006 4:33:55 AM PDT by MadIvan
The average British male spends six months of his life ogling women, a new study reveals.
Researchers claim men will target eight different girls every day and spend two minutes eyeing up each one.
The first thing the average bloke will look at is the breasts before working down to the bottom and then the legs.
Girls do it too but they are not as prolific, picking only two men a day for 90 seconds at a time - for just one month of their life.
And women look first at a man's eyes - before taking a quick look at his bum.
More than half of the men questioned saw nothing wrong with a bit of ogling - but a third say they have been caught in the act.
The study was carried out by glasses firm BuySpecs4Less.co.uk
Boss David Morgan said: "Eyeing up is a vital part of the dating game."
Regards, Ivan
Ping!
Of course. :)
Hold on, Ivan, if a person has a work of art, he still can look at other works of art.
That study is flawed. I look at the bum FIRST.
Only six months?!?!?!
Ivan, what's wrong with British men????
FWIW, I usually start with the eyes.
And no, please don't post that.... that.... that hideous picture of Helen. Puhleeeeeeze!!!!...
I can explain it best through a joke.
A scientist wanted to see how nations differ by placing two men and one woman of a different nationality on deserted islands. The scientist picked Russians, Frenchmen and Englishmen for the experiment, and then left them there for 6 months.
The scientist first came back to the island of the French. He found that there was a garden and that the woman was happily cohabiting with one of the men.
When the scientist asked what was going on, the French told him that they had an arrangement - for 3 months, one of the men would go off with the woman, and the other man would tend the garden, after that time, they'd swap, and so on.
The scientist then went to the island of the Russians. He found the two men laughing, drinking, smoking and playing cards.
"Where's the woman?" he asked.
"The masses are toiling in the fields." the Russians told him.
Lastly, the scientist went to the island of the English. Each man and the woman were living on separate corners of the island.
"What's happened? Why are you living apart?" The scientist asked.
The English replied, "We haven't been properly introduced."
Regards, Ivan
LOL!!!
You must have too many pooftas running around.
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Good morning....one question..why are you and Mrs. Ivan "pinging each other?"..
The answer is silly......they are on opposite ends of the island since they haven't been properly introduced!
16 minutes a day. Hmmm. If the subjects weren't confined to a desk, it would be a lot more!
Pathetic. I spent 6 months out my last... well... 6 months ogling women.
Not Me.
Rimshot!
That's all? Six months?
ROFL!
Golly and thank you!
Thanks all I want for Christmas.
We girls just take our time enjoying the view - its not a matter of how MANY, but how MUCH.
We Texan women know exactly what is meant by the phrase "he's a long tall drink of water."
sorry - just couldnt help myself - a topic like this deserves PICTURES!!
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