Regards, Ivan
Ping!
Don't even look at me in the morning, let alone speak to me.
In the morning people have gotten to the point of not even speaking to me until I speak to them first.
Well ... if you were to turn off my alarm clock because you didn't like it being so loud and never woke me up so I could get the kids up and get ready for school on time .. all before I've had a few cups of coffee
Yea ... I might rip your head off in the morning
Other then that .. I can be very pleasant :0)
"Complain that I'm grumpy just one more time, and ...."
"I didn't wake up crabby...
he woke up all by himself".
Somewhat related....an old Dean Martin joke....
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel for the rest of the day..."
Men start drinking earlier.
And rain falls down....
I'm not awake until noon....
Bad news is often I've already put in 5 hours of work.
Not good.
For whatever reason, my wife and every woman I've dated prior, has always been a royal grump on sunday nights.
What?
You couldn't find that, "Master of the Obvious," picture for this post?!
;-)
ping
Now I know. Stay out of her way. Far away.
(Yes, hon, I will sleep on the couch. LOL)
Please--it's because the guy was snoring all night keeping us awake!
Ahhhh......
This would explain the other study which found the following disparity;
59% of men and 19% of women think about sex all of the time.
I've known for years I'm not fit to talk to in the morning. My solution has always been to get up at least an hour earlier where I can have my quiet time and attitude adjustment because having an asinine argument absolutely ruins my day. Much better if I lose an hour of sleep than to mull over things said during an early morning argument.
Recent stories of interest and my take:
Report finds sex always on men's minds
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1725349/posts
Wow. Thats a real shocker. Who would have guessed?
Moderate drinking reduces men's heart attack risk
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1725361/posts
Great... So the obnoxious oversexed drunk guys I meet will live longer.
Mobile phones wreaking havoc with sperm
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1725083/posts
Well at least obnoxious, oversexed, old drunk guys with cell phones in constant use trying to hook up with younger hot babes, wont be able to reproduce.
It's official: Women more grumpy than men in the morning
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1725905/posts
Go figure. I you woke up next to an obnoxious, oversexed, old drunk guy with a cell phone, youd be grumpy too.
Not too much sex please, we are still British you know
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1725502/posts
Evidently none of the above is a problem in England.
Don't EVER come toward me in the morning all chipper and talkative. You will get warned only once...