[onyx eyes]

I don't usually, or always, get a kick out of quote; "funny" emails. But, this one. I couldn't help it. You may have seen it, but, if not, it is a good one.

[Lokibob]

Priceless ping. I am amused.

[Lokibob]

LIBERTARIAN: You have 2 cows. They both have mad cow disease. You do not see where that is any of the governments business.

[Lokibob]

McDONALDS CORPORATION: You have 2 cows....Or 62,000,000 hamburgers served.

[EveningStar]

My favorite:

REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

[Lokibob]

INTERNET: You have many cows. They all produce blogs. You step in one of their blogs, and ruin your shoes.

[NormsRevenge]

Oh Look, Mabel!

She got my email.

[pissant]

Any relations to Onyx?

[MindBender26]

REAL REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. He has hay. You sell him milk, he sells you hay, you both prosper. Live is good.

REAL DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. He has hay. You sell him milk, he sells you hay, but the Democrats tax and tax you so soon there is no milk or hay. Your neighbor's child dies, from malnutrition because of no milk, but Hillary says that is Ok because it should have taken a village to raise him. You have no life.

[Rameumptom]

Constance the Constitution Cow