[Steel Wolf]

I got one word for that.

WOLVERINES!!!!!!

[Dog Gone]

Are you posting from a prison library?

[socal_parrot]

And I prophesied many other events like the destruction of New Orleans and Biloxi.

Yeah, but did you have the Tigers winning the pennant?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Does Geraldo Rivera nail Chris Evert again?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Feb. 10, 2005, So this "prophet" or "profit" stated things that started 20 or more years ago. LOL

[Liberal Classic]

October 20, 2206?

[Enterprise]

[big'ol_freeper]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

All because this government, would not let me go.

Where did they not let you go to?

And what are tomorrow's lotto numbers?

[sully777]

Preach it!

Give us that old time Kitty fire and brimstone.

[sully777]

Narrator: June the 4th, 1973. It was much like any other summer's day in Petersburg, and Ralph Melish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when...

(Dramatic music)...nothing happened!

Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Melish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag, nothing...not a sock.

For Ralph Melish, this was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would, had he been not uninvolved, surely have led to no other place than the central criminal court of the old bailiff.

(Sound of gavel banging)

Narrator: But it was not to be. Ralph Melish reached his office in Dallezll Street, Petersburg, at 9:05 am. Exactly the same time as he usually got in.

Secretary: Morning Mr. Melish.

Melish: Morning Enid.

Narrator: Enid, a sharp eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only 4 weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but telltale bloodstains on Mr. Melish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr. Melish's behavior that whole morning! Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked with that firm.

Melish: Have the new paper clips arrived Enid?

Secretary: Yes, they're over there Mr. Melish.

Narrator: But for the lack of any untoward circumstances for this young secretary to notice, and the total non-involvement of Mr. Melish in anything illegal. The full weight of the law would have ensured that Ralph Aldis Mellish would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society: IN AN IRON COFFIN WITH SPIKES ON THE INSIDE!!!

[Delta 21]

This is weird

You got that right!

[samiam1972]

Is this a personal rant? I was hoping for a link to more prophesies! I needed a laugh!

[sully777]

"...Before the end of this year, they will already make a few example of what is to come, happy halloween. And that in 2 years they will have eminent domain of three states, Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona. All because this government, would not let me go. Now the Lord calls out, that this government repent, and let my messenger go and give the money that he has requested. This is not a threat. But the Lord ask, and I even ask that you give me my money and let me go. I ask this back on Feb. 10, 2005 before the judge. And this government refuses to let me go, or give me my payment. If this government loose eminent domain the church will make it treaty with the cartels

Now behold what the Lord will do in the next 2 years paste this to your wall, warn the governors of these three states mention above. Warn Foxnews and other news outlets. This is weird

Sign: David W. Gulley, Apostle and Prophet of the Lord Jesus Christ"

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Get the popcorn ready, place your bets, this is gonna be a good game of moonbat roulette.



DI-DI MAO!
The Deer Hunter

[unixfox]

This country is about to be invaded by the drug cartel.

About to be invaded?

[martin_fierro]

[Steel Wolf]

*Red Dawn BTT*

Jed Eckert: Well, who is on our side?
COL Tanner: Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen.
Darryl Bates: Well, last I heard, there were a billion screamin' Chinamen.
COL Tanner: There were.

[MarkBsnr]

One would suspect that the Lord would keep His prophets in a manner that they wouldn't have to burden Social Security. You know, manna from heaven, foreknowledge of stock pricing and that sort of thing. I didn't know that He had the city of Jericho levelled because they were reluctant to give out welfare cheques.

And I thought that the Apostles were all accounted for in the Bible. I didn't notice any of them named Gulley.

[RightWhale]

Now hear what the Lord Jesus Christ has to say now

Right now? You mean now now or after the game now? Or maybe LJC will have the halftime show?

[darkwing104]

Resistance is useless...