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Raiders practice delayed by white powder
9/15/2006
| AP
Posted on 10/13/2006 9:16:00 AM PDT by thoughtomator
Associated Press (9/15/2006, 8:30 AM PST)
OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: raiders; whitepowder
To: thoughtomator
Pahahahah! You could put the Tampa Bay Bucs in here and it would be just as accurate.
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posted on
10/13/2006 9:17:29 AM PDT
by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: thoughtomator
You could say this about a lot of teams this year. Defense is dominating this year. Expect the league to go with more rule changes to help the offense.
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posted on
10/13/2006 9:18:34 AM PDT
by
misterrob
(Bill Clinton, The Wizard of "Is")
To: thoughtomator
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posted on
10/13/2006 9:19:19 AM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(To activate this tagline please contact the moderator.)
To: thoughtomator
Tigers A's game time has been moved up due to frosty temps cause by global warming.
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posted on
10/13/2006 9:23:36 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: cripplecreek; Island Girl
Pinging my die-hard Raider fan Mom on this one.
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posted on
10/13/2006 11:11:57 AM PDT
by
Stag_Man
(NEVER let the people draw their own conclusions. - DUmmie poster.)
To: domenad
It will be a good game this weekend against my Bengals. Cadillac will have a big day. He might as well be on the field driving in a Cadillac--the effect on Cincy's run D will be the same.
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posted on
10/13/2006 11:12:56 AM PDT
by
Cyclopean Squid
(Clockwatcher Extraordinaire)
To: thoughtomator
Raiders are playing possum football: Play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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posted on
10/13/2006 11:16:38 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: thoughtomator
Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Maybe Randy Moss forgot something.
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posted on
10/13/2006 11:21:31 AM PDT
by
Cowboy Bob
(Liberalism in a parasite that ALWAYS kills its host.)
To: thoughtomator
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posted on
10/13/2006 1:18:31 PM PDT
by
wolfcreek
(A personal attack is the reaction of an exhausted and/or disturbed mind.)
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