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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Bring Your Own Silliness
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| October 13, 2006 (13 October 2006)
| sully777
Posted on 10/12/2006 10:38:45 PM PDT by sully777
IT'S FRIDAY IN PARADISE!
Today's OFST is low budget. I'm nearing the conclusion of vacation time and much as one loves eating, drinking, sleeping, drinking, sleeping, eating, drinking, sleeping, and enjoying a carefree existence, I miss home and hearth. In other words, I'm down to my last dime and there's work piling up.
I can't access much on my hotel computer so I will rely on the men, women, chinese acrobats, freaks, aliens, and undead horror movie villains to make this Friday the 13th the silliest thread.
Have a great Friday the 13th. I miss all you FReaks. Until Sunday, Mahalo!
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1helluvavacation; fridaythe13th; ofst; oktoberfest
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To: ErnBatavia; nuke rocketeer
61
posted on
10/13/2006 6:46:09 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Dubiety reigns here)
To: Toby06
Hey, Toby, buy me a beer!
62
posted on
10/13/2006 6:47:21 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Puke is a city in Albania. It must be hard for travel agents to send people there. Anyone showing up wanting to by tickets to Puke is going to have to do some explaining about how bad they really need to be in Puke.
63
posted on
10/13/2006 6:49:31 AM PDT
by
pikachu
(Be alert --we need more lerts!)
To: Izzy Dunne
Could be worse...
64
posted on
10/13/2006 6:51:27 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Well, my days of not taking your seriously are certainly coming to a middle)
To: Auntbee
65
posted on
10/13/2006 7:05:10 AM PDT
by
Toby06
To: Toby06
I love you, man!!! But you can't have my Bud Lite.
66
posted on
10/13/2006 7:06:34 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Abby - somebody. Abby who? Abby Normal, that's it.)
To: nuke rocketeer
67
posted on
10/13/2006 7:06:52 AM PDT
by
Toby06
To: Toby06
68
posted on
10/13/2006 7:24:01 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Toby06
69
posted on
10/13/2006 7:34:31 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Abby - somebody. Abby who? Abby Normal, that's it.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Gee thanks! I could have gone the rest of my life not having to see that.
To: Tatze
To: girlscout
Once upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravado bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the mighty pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on deck recounting the triumph of earlier. One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"
The Captain replied, "If I were to be wounded in the attack, the shirt would not show my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at the courage of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the Captain and waited for his usual orders.
Captain Bravado gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."
72
posted on
10/13/2006 7:41:42 AM PDT
by
Toby06
To: sully777; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; LongElegantLegs; ...
73
posted on
10/13/2006 7:45:06 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: Maximus of Texas
74
posted on
10/13/2006 7:48:54 AM PDT
by
Toby06
To: Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; LongElegantLegs; Millee; ...
75
posted on
10/13/2006 7:51:22 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: Maximus of Texas
76
posted on
10/13/2006 7:52:45 AM PDT
by
motormouth
(Whatever you are, be a good one.)
To: sully777
Were you guys aware that there is a Woot-Off going on?
77
posted on
10/13/2006 7:53:50 AM PDT
by
Poser
(Willing to fight for oil)
To: motormouth
78
posted on
10/13/2006 7:54:13 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: Poser
79
posted on
10/13/2006 7:54:24 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: Poser
Were you guys aware that there is a Woot-Off going on?
80
posted on
10/13/2006 7:56:00 AM PDT
by
Tatze
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