You posted a ridiculous thread. It looked like a usual OPUS. If you don't want people asking you if it is one, learn how to write.
You just go for it, grasshopper!
I don't need to learn how to write, and I damned sure ain't a "newbie". I really am sorry that my "foul mouth" offended your little METROSEXUAL ARSE! Oh, Sheeat I just told a lie! Really, I am just slapdamned pleased, that "THE TRUTH" really ruffles your feathers!
Is there some specific problem, with my spelling, or, my vocabulary?