You just go for it, grasshopper!
I don't need to learn how to write, and I damned sure ain't a "newbie". I really am sorry that my "foul mouth" offended your little METROSEXUAL ARSE! Oh, Sheeat I just told a lie! Really, I am just slapdamned pleased, that "THE TRUTH" really ruffles your feathers!
Is there some specific problem, with my spelling, or, my vocabulary?
You're a newbie to me; sweetums, I've been here far longer than you. ;^).