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Bush Mulls Bombing N. Korea ‘Back to the Food Age’
http://www.scrappleface.com/ ^ | October 12, 2006 | by Scott Ott

Posted on 10/12/2006 8:28:57 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

(2006-10-10) — Even as President George Bush insisted that the U.S. would continue to pursue diplomacy in the North Korean nuclear crisis, he added today that every option is still on the table, including the possibility of “bombing them back to the food age.”

“It breaks my compassionate conservative heart that Kim Jong-Il’s people are starving while he’s blowing millions of dollars on weapons of mass destruction,” said Mr. Bush. “If it weren’t for U.S. and United Nations food aid, he’d have a massive famine on his hands.”

The president suggested that a carefully executed bombing campaign, or a Special Ops military unit, could return the country to “the food age” — a time when the Korean people could feed themselves without assistance.

“Sometimes,” the president said, “it takes guns to make butter.”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bomb; northkorea; nuclear; satire; scottott
Food Fight!!
1 posted on 10/12/2006 8:28:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

“Sometimes,” the president said, “it takes guns to make butter.”


Amen to that.


2 posted on 10/12/2006 8:30:15 AM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (In a world where Carpenters come back from the dead, ALL things are possible.)
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To: Lucky9teen

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"


3 posted on 10/12/2006 8:33:35 AM PDT by Toby06
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To: Lucky9teen

I heart scrappleface. It pwns.


4 posted on 10/12/2006 9:26:57 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Toby06

Big Pimpin' Kim Jong Il (take a few seconds for the sound to load)

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5 posted on 10/12/2006 9:35:29 AM PDT by Sax
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