Lightning exits woman's bottom

news.com.au ^ | 10-09-2006

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A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

[dirtboy]

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

I think they're covering up something here. I think she was the victim of an anal probe.

[Cobra64]

[dirtboy]

Preparation H? After this, I think it would take driveway sealer.

[Salamander]

Too true.

Many a time I was having a blast on a ZOT thread only to hit "post" and find that it had already been pulled.


[spoil sports...so few good trolls...so many fast Mods]

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Ping A Ling

[hoosiermama]

Leni might remember the limerick! Or make one up!

[verity]

Ping.

[Salamander]

Butt afterwards, you'll be very Thor

[the invisib1e hand]

speechless.

[Toby06]

Hey natasha, I have some advice:

[groanup]

gotta see this one

[Constitution Day]

LOL.

I can't believe this made it to 50 posts.

[beezdotcom]

Not really for the "Salacious" ping list...you don't have a "Hellacious" one, do you?

[dirtboy]

There once was a man from Old Mass
Whose t******** were made of brass
When they clanked together
They made stormy weather
And lighting shot out of ... nevermind

[MountainDad]

That'll keep her off her turd-cutter for awhile!

[Salamander]

"OK, so who has the burned anus pinglist?"


"Scorched sphincter" ping?

[Toby06]

Some days are better than others!

[SlowBoat407]

There once was a lass (where? I wonder)
Who ignored threats of lightning and thunder
An electrical freak
Traveled from cheek to cheek
And emerged from the land down under

[NCC-1701]

You think she looked like this after the event?

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