[Past Your Eyes]

Here's yer tip: Ignore the idiotic sumbeeyotch altogether because that is just what it deserves.

[Lokibob]

I just got back from Wal Mart, and they have a set of led bike lights (4 lights) for $3 or so. Pin two of these on the little ones, front and back and you have a great safety device.

[To Hell With Poverty]

Chick tracts? Are you nuts?? Do you want the little ones to have fun or have twisted nightmares, for crying out loud!

As an aside, I always loved finding those things just for their sheer warpedness.

[Darksheare]

For real fun: Keep the lights off, take a set of lensless glasses, hot glue some red LED's on them, run wires from the LED's to a 9 volt, wear a deep hooded cloak, and then run up behind the kids as they walk up on your porch.

Or dress as a Tusken Raider from Star Wars, leap out while yelling "Urk, urgurk, urk! Urk! Urk!" and pick up the candy they drop ince they run from your gaderfi stick.
Who says the kids can have all the candy?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

http://www.halloweenmonsterlist.info/

The Monsterlist of Halloween Projects is the most complete collection of links to pages with do-it-yourself projects on them that I have ever seen.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am NOT handing out Chick Tracts.

You signed up today to push this rubish?

[catholicfreeper]

Chick Tracks

LOL

[Jaysun]

We always enjoy Halloween. We usually just pass out miniature pies full of crushed glass, or apples loaded with razors, or I like to answer the door wearing nothing but a long jacket so I can fling it open and yell "rrraaahhhhhhh!!!!!"! HAHAHA

[uglybiker]

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

#10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

#9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.

#8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

#7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

#6. Person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.

#5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months.

#4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.

#3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

#2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...

If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!

[A knight without armor]

Reading this tread makes me crave taffy apples.

Get a load of this! I want the "classic peanut".

http://www.amyscandykitchen.com/page.cfm/164?gclid=COzHqafJ5YcCFUmiOAodFTz8ew

[Billthedrill]

You're pushing Jack Chick? Here?

[Sally'sConcerns]

>b>Chick Tracks (fond here at http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp ) are always a hit with the children; what 6-10 year old wouldn’t want a comic in their bag. Some good choices are “The Devil’s Night”, “Happy Halloween” and “The Nervous Witch” because they are great for children and are themed perfectly for this time of year.

Chick Tracks? You have to be freaking looney! Troll!

IBTZ