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Tips for a better Halloween
10/6/06
| HowToSayItRight
Posted on 10/06/2006 3:00:36 PM PDT by howtosayitright
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To: howtosayitright
To: A knight without armor
Great.. now I want some pecan delights/pecan turtles/pecan caramel patties.
*grrr*
Curses on the one who got me hooked on them.
Being a guy, I'm not supposed to be hooked on chocolate.
The universe is whacked, and I am the nexus of said whacked-ness.
It's unfair.
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posted on
10/06/2006 4:17:18 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The world is safer not knowing how I end up knowing the things I do know.)
To: Darksheare
Curses on the one who got me hooked on them.
Being a guy, I'm not supposed to be hooked on chocolate.
The universe is whacked, and I am the nexus of said whacked-ness.
It's unfair.
Oh no friend. Accept your sickness and give in to it. I('m also addicted to pecan delights/pecan turtles/pecan caramel patties. You can add cordial cherries to my perversions. We should start a support group.
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posted on
10/06/2006 4:31:48 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Idiot Muslims. They're just dying to have sex orgies.)
To: Darksheare
Go ahead and bow to your dark master, chocolate. Albeit not as sweet as we like it, but chocolate was the drink of royalty for the Aztecs and Mayas. They were real guys' guys!
To: howtosayitright
You're pushing Jack Chick? Here?
To: Jaysun
The FreeRepublic Chocoholics Semi-Anonymous Semi-Sweetened Recovery group?
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posted on
10/06/2006 6:41:14 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The world is safer not knowing how I end up knowing the things I do know.)
To: A knight without armor
Already did.
*contented sigh*
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posted on
10/06/2006 6:41:47 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The world is safer not knowing how I end up knowing the things I do know.)
To: Darksheare
Jump from a tree after the kiddees have their loot.
They drop it and run. You get all the goods.
Ahhhrrg! Matey, a great time for all!
To: Jet Jaguar
We're showing our piratical side.
Though I'm still not certain how to fit a chainsaw into all of this.
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posted on
10/06/2006 6:47:32 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The world is safer not knowing how I end up knowing the things I do know.)
To: Darksheare
Jumping from a tree with a running chainsaw is just plain dangerous!
Start it after you land.
To: Jet Jaguar
Basement doors.
That will work.
The bad ideas are just flowing right now.
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posted on
10/06/2006 6:49:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The world is safer not knowing how I end up knowing the things I do know.)
To: Darksheare
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran; howtosayitright
The original case was some nut that poisoned his own child to try and collect the insurance. In truth, this never became a problem, other than in the minds of the public.
Here's the Snopes account of it.
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posted on
10/06/2006 6:57:47 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, everything else is easy.)
To: Jet Jaguar
Back before the idiot city council put the Salvation Army and all the mugging transients a block from Sixth Street in Austin, there used to be some great Halloween parties there. One year a guy took the chain off of a chain saw and was firing it up in the crowd. The cops took it away from him because people kept panicking and running out in the street almost getting hit by cars. They gave him a receipt and told him he could pick it up at the police station a couple of blocks away the next day.
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posted on
10/06/2006 7:01:17 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, everything else is easy.)
To: Richard Kimball
That is a smart prankster.
To: howtosayitright
>b>Chick Tracks (fond here at http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp ) are always a hit with the children; what 6-10 year old wouldn’t want a comic in their bag. Some good choices are “The Devil’s Night”, “Happy Halloween” and “The Nervous Witch” because they are great for children and are themed perfectly for this time of year. Chick Tracks? You have to be freaking looney! Troll!
IBTZ
To: To Hell With Poverty
"I don't want to be Elfstar any more. I want to be Debbie!"
--
Dark Dungeons
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posted on
10/07/2006 8:52:31 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("The Democratic Party: Against buggering youths for almost a week now." --IMAO.us)
To: Darksheare
The FreeRepublic Chocoholics Semi-Anonymous Semi-Sweetened Recovery group?
Sounds good. Or maybe the "Equal Opportunity for Men to Consume Chocolates Without Fear or Shame Association".
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posted on
10/07/2006 8:53:24 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Idiot Muslims. They're just dying to have sex orgies.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: To Hell With Poverty
That one struck me as being more appropriate for my "Not-A-Ping-List" ping list.
Obviously I hadn't read "Here Kitty Kitty" when I linked you to "Dark Dungeons." I had thought that NOTHING could be more stupid than "Dark Dungeons." I was wrong.
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posted on
10/08/2006 5:29:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("The Democratic Party: Against buggering youths for almost a week now." --IMAO.us)
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