Posted on 10/06/2006 3:00:36 PM PDT by howtosayitright
Tips for a better Halloween
For many, this part of the year is a time of the year is a time for ghosts, candy and parties. For some, however, it is a time for the devil and unexpected danger. I know a few people who missed out on a great deal of Halloween fun for this very reason. But it doesn’t have to be that way; there are plenty of ways to make this day special for all. You have the right to celebrate in any way you want, but these tips can make the day enjoyable and safe for all, from the young to the old.
1. Always make sure trick-or-treators are accompanied by a reasonable adult at all times. This one is a given with all the sicko’s and perverts out there. Remember, don’t just take candy bags with you; take precautions as well (you can never be too vigilant).
2. The right costumes to bring. The must popular costumes by far are witches and demons. For many conservative families such outfits can be taboo, but there are alternatives suitable for the discerning parent. For girls, an angel a common choice for a costume but nun can also work or she can wrap a doll in a blanket and go as Mary (it can be like too holidays at once, children will flip for that idea). And for boys, a shepherd can be perfect; a little marine is also a great choice (they can yell “support our troops” instead of “trick or treat” for fun variation on the old formula).
3. Parties are also fun. For the teens that are too old for treating, a party (supervised of course) can be just the thing for them. They can invite some friends over for some fun party games and a sing-along. Local churches often host haunted houses, so it’s always worth checking out.
4. Passing out candy. There is no rule that says you only have to pass out candy on Halloween. Chick Tracks (fond here at http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp ) are always a hit with the children; what 6-10 year old wouldn’t want a comic in their bag. Some good choices are “The Devil’s Night”, “Happy Halloween” and “The Nervous Witch” because they are great for children and are themed perfectly for this time of year. One thing I like to do is pass out small bibles and verses to all who come to my door. A good technique for getting them to the trick-or-treaters is to bundle them with some candy in a small bag and have the treats ready on a tray next for the door. And don’t just stop there, go out and hand out tracks and verses to passing families all around the neighborhood. Every one will love them and who knows, you just save a couple of people at the same time.
That’s all the tips for now. Go out fun and hopefully safer Halloween.
Here's yer tip: Ignore the idiotic sumbeeyotch altogether because that is just what it deserves.
I just got back from Wal Mart, and they have a set of led bike lights (4 lights) for $3 or so. Pin two of these on the little ones, front and back and you have a great safety device.
Chick tracts? Are you nuts?? Do you want the little ones to have fun or have twisted nightmares, for crying out loud!
As an aside, I always loved finding those things just for their sheer warpedness.
That shoud have been "I, by the same token, am entitled to ignore it".
Well I’m sorry you feel that way. Don’t you think with all the violent video games and R-rated movies marketed at children today that chick tracks would be the least of your worries?
For real fun: Keep the lights off, take a set of lensless glasses, hot glue some red LED's on them, run wires from the LED's to a 9 volt, wear a deep hooded cloak, and then run up behind the kids as they walk up on your porch.
Or dress as a Tusken Raider from Star Wars, leap out while yelling "Urk, urgurk, urk! Urk! Urk!" and pick up the candy they drop ince they run from your gaderfi stick.
Who says the kids can have all the candy?
You signed up today to push this rubish?
Chick Tracks
LOL
One of the funniest things I ever saw concerning Halloween was an old Dave Berg thing in MAD Magazine.
Kids come to the door with paper sacks.
Friendly neighbor drops a scoop of Ice cream in each sack.
The kids are happy they got ice cream.
Last frame: The friendly neighbor raking up the candy that dropped out of the bottom of the kids paper sacks when the ice cream melted.
Thank you for the site, I am always looking for new ideas for Halloween.
That gives me an idea...
;-)
#10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
#9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
#8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
#7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
#6. Person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.
#5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months.
#4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
#3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
#2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...
If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!
Don't imagine it works to weel witht he plastic bags the kids use today, but I like yer thinkin'
You are absolutely right. That’s why constant vigilance is one of the (if not THE) most important things to remember, because you never know who the scum is going to be.
That's where sheer outright terror comes in.
You scare 'em enough, they drop stuff and run.
Makes a killin' in candy and spare bags.
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