Posted on 10/06/2006 3:00:36 PM PDT by howtosayitright
Here's yer tip: Ignore the idiotic sumbeeyotch altogether because that is just what it deserves.
I just got back from Wal Mart, and they have a set of led bike lights (4 lights) for $3 or so. Pin two of these on the little ones, front and back and you have a great safety device.
Chick tracts? Are you nuts?? Do you want the little ones to have fun or have twisted nightmares, for crying out loud!
As an aside, I always loved finding those things just for their sheer warpedness.
That shoud have been "I, by the same token, am entitled to ignore it".
Well I’m sorry you feel that way. Don’t you think with all the violent video games and R-rated movies marketed at children today that chick tracks would be the least of your worries?
For real fun: Keep the lights off, take a set of lensless glasses, hot glue some red LED's on them, run wires from the LED's to a 9 volt, wear a deep hooded cloak, and then run up behind the kids as they walk up on your porch.
Or dress as a Tusken Raider from Star Wars, leap out while yelling "Urk, urgurk, urk! Urk! Urk!" and pick up the candy they drop ince they run from your gaderfi stick.
Who says the kids can have all the candy?
You signed up today to push this rubish?
Chick Tracks
LOL
One of the funniest things I ever saw concerning Halloween was an old Dave Berg thing in MAD Magazine.
Kids come to the door with paper sacks.
Friendly neighbor drops a scoop of Ice cream in each sack.
The kids are happy they got ice cream.
Last frame: The friendly neighbor raking up the candy that dropped out of the bottom of the kids paper sacks when the ice cream melted.
Thank you for the site, I am always looking for new ideas for Halloween.
That gives me an idea...
;-)
#10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
#9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
#8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
#7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
#6. Person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.
#5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months.
#4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
#3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
#2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...
If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!
Don't imagine it works to weel witht he plastic bags the kids use today, but I like yer thinkin'
You are absolutely right. That’s why constant vigilance is one of the (if not THE) most important things to remember, because you never know who the scum is going to be.
That's where sheer outright terror comes in.
You scare 'em enough, they drop stuff and run.
Makes a killin' in candy and spare bags.
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