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Khameini's Ramadan advice
1 posted on 10/04/2006 11:20:58 AM PDT by Alouette
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2 posted on 10/04/2006 11:21:28 AM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 66-68)
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The pages of the koran are too rough anyway.


3 posted on 10/04/2006 11:22:20 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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Lots of "masters of their domains"


7 posted on 10/04/2006 11:23:45 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled

I think I see a loop-hole here..course it involves midgets & ropes...and ...
8 posted on 10/04/2006 11:23:59 AM PDT by stylin19a ("Klaatu Barada Nikto")
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Bad news for the goats, but now they can concentrate on the baseball playoffs.


9 posted on 10/04/2006 11:24:11 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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LOL! You're kidding.......aren't you? :)


10 posted on 10/04/2006 11:25:31 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (Islam is the Death Cult of Perpetual Outrage!)
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Deliberate masturbation

Accidental or inadvertent masturbation sounds like a burden on your friends.

11 posted on 10/04/2006 11:25:32 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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"Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid,..."

Let me get this straight (no pun intended). He does spanking the weasel have anything to do with not eating/fasting?

That's just dumber than dirt.


12 posted on 10/04/2006 11:25:53 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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Funny that nothing is said about sex with livestock.


13 posted on 10/04/2006 11:25:57 AM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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"Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled." As opposed to ACCIDENTAL or NON-DELIBERATE?
16 posted on 10/04/2006 11:26:14 AM PDT by TommyDale (Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
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well worth posting

...words...fail...me...

...can't breathe...choking...on...laughter...

A.A.C.


17 posted on 10/04/2006 11:26:40 AM PDT by AmericanArchConservative (Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
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So we could get them to knuckle under by dropping thousands of leaflets featuring scantily clad women?


20 posted on 10/04/2006 11:28:14 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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All month or is this like so many other Ramadan rules that only apply during the daytime? Inquiring minds want to know.


22 posted on 10/04/2006 11:29:16 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Dems - Your conduct is an invitation to the enemy, yet few of you have heart enough to join them.)
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"So, Achmed, you look a little rotund. Fast going well?"


23 posted on 10/04/2006 11:29:25 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Be a good Democrat and turn the lights out as you leave the ME)
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I always thought he was a beat off. Now he is giving advice to the rest of the jerk offs on how to do it.


24 posted on 10/04/2006 11:30:14 AM PDT by Protagoras (Billy only tried to kill Bin Laden, he actually succeeded with Ron Brown and Vince Foster.)
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This is just unfair, what are all the married Iranian's suppose to do?
25 posted on 10/04/2006 11:30:22 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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So, is making whoopie with your goat still allowed? How about with a concubine that used to be the daughter of an enemy, whom you took in battle?


26 posted on 10/04/2006 11:30:51 AM PDT by LexBaird (Another member of the Bush/Halliburton/Zionist/CIA/NWO/Illuminati conspiracy for global domination!)
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To: Alouette
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid

Aw, rats. At first I thought he said "renders a fart invalid", but upon closer reading...

Then too, I have to ask: "deliberate" masturbation? As opposed to what other kind?
27 posted on 10/04/2006 11:30:55 AM PDT by Nervous Tick
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Always knew they were whackos; but whackers???


28 posted on 10/04/2006 11:33:35 AM PDT by Iscool
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Beware the infidel's zippers!


29 posted on 10/04/2006 11:34:23 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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