Posted on 10/04/2006 9:58:26 AM PDT by areafiftyone
FALL CLASSES FOR MEN Classes begin Monday, October 16, 2006 Class 1 Class 2 Class 3 Class 4 Class 5 Class 6 Class 7 Class 8 Class 9 Class 10 Class 11 Class 12 Class 13 Class 14 Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 9, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and
Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Loss of Identity --- Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Learning How to Find Things --- Starting With Looking tn the Right Places
And Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Real Men Ask tor Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours, Beginning at 7:00 PM.
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Ouch..my wife would have a field day with this thread..
LMAO!
This is clearly doomed to failure - half the class times conflict with football!
Where do I send tuition payment for my hubby to attend Sessions 5 (After dinner dishes) and 7 (How to find things)?
LOL! Thanks so much for the smile!
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Don't be stupid ... of course it doesn't change itself ... but does a woman really know which way the 'tail end' comes off the roll?
And is it possible for her to learn, once we've done it correctly .. to leave it alone and not change it around?
I propose a secondary/remedial class of the above for women.
What?
I can't?
But I ...
No, really ,, I ...
Yes dear.
We could all use one!
~guffaw!~ Good one!
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