Posted on 10/02/2006 5:01:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Say hello to America's Hottest Mom.
At least, one of them if you believe a new reality show.
Single mom Kelly Heyniger, who lives with her two children in a tiny WPB suburban home in Lake Clarke Shores, last week answered a Miami casting call for the new program. With 200-plus contestants queueing up, she says she was pulled out of the line by producers and ushered in ahead of most people.
What happened next, she says, is secret until the show airs later this year. But this much is sure: Expect Heyniger, 36, a cosmetologist who works out of her home, to get plenty of air time.
A spywitness tells me Heyniger was seen being hugged by a contest judge who told her: "This will be a great springboard for you!" Next thing you know, her home was invaded by TV production staff for two days this week to document her home life.
So, Kelly, did you win?
"l'll never tell," she said. "Let's just say that I'm having fun."
What makes a mom hot?
"It's not just looks," said the divorcée, already sounding very much the beauty queen. "It's about your relationship with your children. How you handle life. Inner beauty as much as outer beauty, and about being a role model. And intelligence."
The show is divided into episodes in each of six metropolitan areas, with a grand finale in NYC. The big winner, picked by a still-secret panel of big-deal TV personalities, gets $25,000 and another 25 G's for the children's college.
"I decided to participate because I know all mothers go through a funk period during which they lose sight of who they are," said Heyniger, an aspiring actress who once had a cameo in the TV series Dawson's Creek. "I'm here to tell them that all the trials make you a better person
Not really. Some guys like the shriveled up silicone look under air conditioning.
The kids look happy that they were nursed......
from a caulking gun.
Whoa, did you see her pic??? Let's see it again!!
I worked on a buoy tender and we'd pull 25 degree list pulling the big rocks out of the silt, but never at 20+ knots! wow!
Geting rad with a flattop must be wild.
It's more terrifying when you're at the helm, STEERING the thing.
Last year at an Air Show, I saw a C-5 come down the show line, doing easily 450mph at around 1500 ft. When he reached the end of the show line, the pilot pulled up in a way I would have never thought a C-5 could handle, as close to vertical up as a C-5 can get.
Uh oh...FReeper Invasion 2006 about to begin!!!
I grew up near Westover AFB, and the flew them around a lot, but never really saw hem do any aerobatic stuff like that.
They look so damn slow in the sky. They are actually going faster than the A-10s
I was amazed at how low the wing droops whe parked, and how much it rises, it's like 30' i was told at an airshow, when in flight.
Cool birds, and thanks for your service!
OMG she is NOT hot.
I don’t know about those legs-I’ve seen skinnier thighs on fullbacks!
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