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To: SubGeniusX
Darwin just winged this one ..... needs to improve his aim a bit.......

Don't worry. She'll be on her cellphone at the gas station tomorrow.
9 posted on 10/02/2006 4:58:27 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
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To: Man50D

Beat me to it...


14 posted on 10/02/2006 4:59:40 PM PDT by Felis_irritable
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To: Man50D

Um, that's been proven false.

What actually happens is the cellphone user gets back into the car, generates a static charge from friction, and then gets out and touches the pump handle.

The spark ignites the vapors, and kaboom! The static electricity does it, not the cell phone.


17 posted on 10/02/2006 5:01:58 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist; paltz; thoughtomator; hsalaw; Lucky9teen; kinoxi; GladesGuru

I'm sure there's plenty of material in this story for a good dumb blonde joke. Any ideas?


21 posted on 10/02/2006 5:03:31 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
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To: Man50D
She'll be on her cellphone at the gas station tomorrow.

Urban myth.

30 posted on 10/02/2006 5:15:56 PM PDT by tsmith130
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To: Man50D

Sorry, you lost me on that one, cigaretts to cellphone? See my tagline...think about it.


44 posted on 10/02/2006 5:32:58 PM PDT by dhuffman@awod.com (The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.)
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To: Man50D
Don't worry. She'll be on her cellphone at the gas station tomorrow.

I heard a guy say the only thing more dangerous than a woman driver is a woman driver with a cell phone. Well, how about a woman driver with a cigarette? Just kidding .... a little bit.

45 posted on 10/02/2006 5:35:07 PM PDT by Rider on the Rain
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