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Boobs save woman's life
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| 10/02/2006 14:55 - (SA)
Posted on 10/02/2006 1:37:29 PM PDT by Perdogg
Sofia - A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicon breasts which acted as an airbag, Standart newspaper reported on Monday.
The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily said.
"The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicon breasts acted as airbags and saved her life," Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.
But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash.
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To: Froufrou
That implies they're leaking into her body cavity. Not cool.
Don't worry. they will remove them with special forceps, also known as...........tongs for the mammaries.
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:47:42 PM PDT
by
xroadie
To: Froufrou
Great. Watch Bubba come out with PSA commercials pleading with women to get life saving implants. ;op
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:48:18 PM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Perdogg
I wonder if this means you can get an insurance discount if you have implants????
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:49:37 PM PDT
by
Igthorn
To: Charles Henrickson
"Get 'em, Honey! They might save your life!"
To: HomersNose; Perdogg; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Just how big were they?? They were SO big, that her cleavage used to be called Silicone Valley....
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:51:06 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(</rimshot>)
To: dubie
IFWAIOAPOB - in first with an image of a pair of boobies
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:51:12 PM PDT
by
chilepepper
(The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
To: Millee
To: Perdogg
silicone implants now covered by auto insurance.
To: xroadie
~snorrfle!~ Bob Hope's song with a twist...hey, ouch!
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:52:42 PM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Millee
And why not? He's always sucked...
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:53:14 PM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Perdogg
The ole implants softening the impact scenario, also known as the air-e-ola bags
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:53:30 PM PDT
by
MANO
To: air pappy
To: Froufrou
They are filled with saline. Harmless.
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:54:24 PM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: HOTTIEBOY
How do you know they're not the old gel type? I had a friend who got them in the late 70's and they're gel. She had tbl and two other friends didn't.
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:56:48 PM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: dashing doofus
After deductions, of course.
To: Froufrou
Well, could be. They weren't specific.
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posted on
10/02/2006 1:59:27 PM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: Perdogg
The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily said.
What a boob!!
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posted on
10/02/2006 2:00:10 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I love the smell of strategery in the morning...)
To: Perdogg
"This is OnStar calling - our sensors have picked up an implant deployment and we want to make sure everyone is alright."
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posted on
10/02/2006 2:02:12 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Good fences make good neighbors)
To: Perdogg
Does anyone know how the breasts are doing??????
To: ConservaTexan
They're crushed,
positively crushed :)
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posted on
10/02/2006 2:03:35 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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