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Boobs save woman's life
News24 ^ | 10/02/2006 14:55 - (SA)

Posted on 10/02/2006 1:37:29 PM PDT by Perdogg

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To: Froufrou
That implies they're leaking into her body cavity. Not cool.
Don't worry. they will remove them with special forceps, also known as...........tongs for the mammaries.
21 posted on 10/02/2006 1:47:42 PM PDT by xroadie
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To: Froufrou

Great. Watch Bubba come out with PSA commercials pleading with women to get life saving implants. ;op


22 posted on 10/02/2006 1:48:18 PM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Perdogg

I wonder if this means you can get an insurance discount if you have implants????


23 posted on 10/02/2006 1:49:37 PM PDT by Igthorn
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Get 'em, Honey! They might save your life!"


24 posted on 10/02/2006 1:49:39 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: HomersNose; Perdogg; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Just how big were they??

They were SO big, that her cleavage used to be called Silicone Valley....

25 posted on 10/02/2006 1:51:06 PM PDT by mikrofon (</rimshot>)
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To: dubie
IFWAIOAPOB - in first with an image of a pair of boobies


26 posted on 10/02/2006 1:51:12 PM PDT by chilepepper (The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
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To: Millee

Sudden Implant.


27 posted on 10/02/2006 1:51:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Perdogg

silicone implants now covered by auto insurance.


28 posted on 10/02/2006 1:51:30 PM PDT by air pappy
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To: xroadie

~snorrfle!~ Bob Hope's song with a twist...hey, ouch!


29 posted on 10/02/2006 1:52:42 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Millee

And why not? He's always sucked...


30 posted on 10/02/2006 1:53:14 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Perdogg

The ole implants softening the impact scenario, also known as the air-e-ola bags


31 posted on 10/02/2006 1:53:30 PM PDT by MANO
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To: air pappy

Fully covered??


32 posted on 10/02/2006 1:54:06 PM PDT by dashing doofus
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To: Froufrou

They are filled with saline. Harmless.


33 posted on 10/02/2006 1:54:24 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

How do you know they're not the old gel type? I had a friend who got them in the late 70's and they're gel. She had tbl and two other friends didn't.


34 posted on 10/02/2006 1:56:48 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: dashing doofus

After deductions, of course.


35 posted on 10/02/2006 1:58:03 PM PDT by air pappy
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To: Froufrou

Well, could be. They weren't specific.


36 posted on 10/02/2006 1:59:27 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: Perdogg
The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily said.

What a boob!!
37 posted on 10/02/2006 2:00:10 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (I love the smell of strategery in the morning...)
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To: Perdogg

"This is OnStar calling - our sensors have picked up an implant deployment and we want to make sure everyone is alright."


38 posted on 10/02/2006 2:02:12 PM PDT by dirtboy (Good fences make good neighbors)
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To: Perdogg

Does anyone know how the breasts are doing??????


39 posted on 10/02/2006 2:02:20 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: ConservaTexan

They're crushed,
positively crushed :)


40 posted on 10/02/2006 2:03:35 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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