Posted on 10/02/2006 6:52:26 AM PDT by Millee
A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.
Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.
It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.
He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."
LOL too.
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Hey pretty woman, ................. I've never been within a few feet of a condom .......... and never said the words "ukulele" or "fiddlesticks" in my life.
Two great feats, eh?
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You are so excellent.
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Gotta get out of here again ............. seven deer and about ten wild turkeys outside the back sliding glass doors.
............. Oh, there's Clinton!
;-)
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