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Musical condom hits the high notes
Ananova ^ | 10/2/06 | Staff

Posted on 10/02/2006 6:52:26 AM PDT by Millee

A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.

Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.

It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.

He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lovesong
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To: Millee

21 posted on 10/02/2006 8:25:56 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been Cowboys)
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To: Millee

ROFL!!


22 posted on 10/02/2006 8:37:18 AM PDT by baker_girl
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To: cowboyway

Pop goes the Weasel? rofl


23 posted on 10/02/2006 9:00:49 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: cripplecreek

Yes, that is Tchaicovski's (sp) 1812 overture.

Did the dirty deed to that once. It was great!!


24 posted on 10/02/2006 9:22:43 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
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To: Millee

The real test of endurance would be an impromtu jazz odyssey.


25 posted on 10/02/2006 9:51:32 AM PDT by BJClinton (Celebrate diversity: re-elect Congressman Foley!)
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To: Millee; carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; ...

26 posted on 10/02/2006 11:00:54 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: Lady Jag

ROFL!!!!!! That's thuper!


27 posted on 10/02/2006 11:01:45 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL...now you not only gave me an "earworm"...but a visual that is just TOO funny!!


28 posted on 10/02/2006 11:09:43 AM PDT by Txsleuth (,((((((((ISRAEL)))))) Pray for the release of the Israelis.)
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To: fredhead; Millee

In a gadda da vida.


29 posted on 10/02/2006 11:19:49 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Millee

Do you like the little hearts?

Hehe!


30 posted on 10/02/2006 11:29:16 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: Lady Jag

Good golly miss molly!

I'd be laughing so hard we'd both hit the floor.


31 posted on 10/02/2006 11:30:58 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: Lady Jag

Wait, are they raised? ;o)


32 posted on 10/02/2006 11:37:36 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Lady Jag

Too funny!!!


33 posted on 10/02/2006 11:42:26 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: stuartcr
Puts a whole new light on.."She'll be coming 'round the mountain"

LOL. I'll be humming that song and chuckling all evening.

34 posted on 10/02/2006 11:47:17 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: BJClinton

Or Beethoven's Ninth.


35 posted on 10/02/2006 11:50:37 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: Millee

"This Ain't No Thinkin' Thing..." would be cool.


36 posted on 10/02/2006 11:57:11 AM PDT by madison10
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To: Froufrou

Depends.


37 posted on 10/02/2006 12:17:38 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: najida
Does that mean you'll try it?


38 posted on 10/02/2006 12:21:06 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: Lady Jag


ROTFLOL!
I am so glad you're up and running again.


39 posted on 10/02/2006 1:44:43 PM PDT by onyx (We have two political parties: the American Party and the Anti-American Party.)
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To: onyx

Good afternoon!!

Yep, up and running for now. It has been up and down and up since last night, so reliability remains to be seen. It has been an extremely reliable host till now.


40 posted on 10/02/2006 1:53:55 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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