Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports

TravelGearBlog ^ | September 27th, 2006 | TravelGearBlog

[Westlander]

The TSA’s changes to the complete liquid ban may require persons with augmented breasts (or other body parts) to comply with further inspections at security checkpoints.

Excerpts from the TSA bulletin effective Sept 26, 2006:

In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted…

Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and items exceed 3 ounces or are not contained in a one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection.

[rzeznikj at stout]

LOL

TSA: All your boobs are belong to us...

[rzeznikj at stout]

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[Irish_Thatcherite]

They do have to check for booby traps....

[rzeznikj at stout]

Good point...8^)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Thank you! Fondling is a necessary aspect of the WOT!! ;)

[Slings and Arrows]

I own a Jack Russell Terrier. I understand about big-dog spirits in little-dog bodies.

[rzeznikj at stout]

We can never be TOO careful...8^)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

We must do our duty! ;)

[rzeznikj at stout]

To protect the American people from terrorism...8^)

[F.J. Mitchell]

OUCH! That looks exactly like my Doctor's hand, just before our annual intimate interlude.

[exile]

Where do I go to apply for this job?!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

It's a very, very big task, but it must be done! ;)

[GraniteStateConservative]

If it makes you feel better, most men aren't crazy about boobs that size.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Not to mention oldsters with fluid retention. Potential for being a walking, talking, MOAB or FOAB.

[Celtic Conservative]

my eyes! my eyes!!

That's a Katrina style evacuation, right there!

[F.J. Mitchell]

Hmmmm, this is a real poser. If those Mammarys are real or fluid filled, they would break her back; but on the other hand, if they are helium filled she would be in orbit.

[fanfan]

And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.

[stultorum]

Captain, is that you?

[antiRepublicrat]

I remember when Penn Gillette of Penn & Teller was felt-up just after the TSA got started. They were all sorry later, but I was thinking the only thing that will result from it is that it will from then on be legal for them to grab whatever they want.

A TSA job is a pervert's wet dream!

[rzeznikj at stout]

Someone's gotta do it...