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Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports
TravelGearBlog ^
| September 27th, 2006
| TravelGearBlog
Posted on 09/27/2006 10:34:09 PM PDT by Westlander
The TSAs changes to the complete liquid ban may require persons with augmented breasts (or other body parts) to comply with further inspections at security checkpoints.
Excerpts from the TSA bulletin effective Sept 26, 2006:
In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted
Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and items exceed 3 ounces or are not contained in a one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection.
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To: stultorum; Charles Henrickson
LOL
TSA: All your boobs are belong to us...
81
posted on
09/28/2006 11:21:09 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: Westlander; rzeznikj at stout; N3WBI3; MikefromOhio; FLAMING DEATH; Petronski; antiRepublicrat; ...
Thread Jester Ping
A low-volume pinglist dedicated for all the thread jesters out there--you know who you are...8^)
FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or struck from the list...
82
posted on
09/28/2006 11:24:06 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: Westlander; Slings and Arrows; rzeznikj at stout
They do have to check for booby traps....
83
posted on
09/28/2006 11:30:28 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
84
posted on
09/28/2006 11:38:02 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: rzeznikj at stout
Thank you! Fondling is a necessary aspect of the WOT!! ;)
85
posted on
09/28/2006 11:44:27 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: MAD-AS-HELL
I own a Jack Russell Terrier. I understand about big-dog spirits in little-dog bodies.
86
posted on
09/28/2006 11:44:46 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
We can never be TOO careful...8^)
87
posted on
09/28/2006 11:45:21 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: rzeznikj at stout
88
posted on
09/28/2006 11:47:38 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
To protect the American people from terrorism...8^)
89
posted on
09/28/2006 11:50:06 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: Westlander
OUCH! That looks exactly like my Doctor's hand, just before our annual intimate interlude.
90
posted on
09/28/2006 11:52:19 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Osama ain't dead, he has always smelled like a liberal Democrat's feet.)
To: Westlander
Where do I go to apply for this job?!
91
posted on
09/28/2006 11:53:19 AM PDT
by
exile
(Mrs. Exile - "Yes you're the greatest husband ever, now put on some pants")
To: rzeznikj at stout
It's a very, very big task, but it must be done! ;)
92
posted on
09/28/2006 11:53:29 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Huntress
If it makes you feel better, most men aren't crazy about boobs that size.
93
posted on
09/28/2006 11:56:49 AM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: vox humana
Not to mention oldsters with fluid retention. Potential for being a walking, talking, MOAB or FOAB.
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posted on
09/28/2006 12:03:22 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Osama ain't dead, he has always smelled like a liberal Democrat's feet.)
To: MAD-AS-HELL
my eyes! my eyes!!
That's a Katrina style evacuation, right there!
95
posted on
09/28/2006 12:07:34 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
("Minutum Cantorum, Minutum Baloram, Minutum Carboratum Descendam Pantorum")
To: Loud Mime
Hmmmm, this is a real poser. If those Mammarys are real or fluid filled, they would break her back; but on the other hand, if they are helium filled she would be in orbit.
96
posted on
09/28/2006 12:11:02 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Osama ain't dead, he has always smelled like a liberal Democrat's feet.)
To: rzeznikj at stout
![](http://www.honestyrain.com/archives/episode-59.jpg)
And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.
97
posted on
09/28/2006 2:15:09 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: rzeznikj at stout
To: Westlander
I remember when Penn Gillette of Penn & Teller was felt-up just after the TSA got started. They were all sorry later, but I was thinking the only thing that will result from it is that it will from then on be legal for them to grab whatever they want.
A TSA job is a pervert's wet dream!
To: Irish_Thatcherite
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:41:38 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
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