Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports

TravelGearBlog ^ | September 27th, 2006 | TravelGearBlog

[Westlander]

The TSA’s changes to the complete liquid ban may require persons with augmented breasts (or other body parts) to comply with further inspections at security checkpoints.

Excerpts from the TSA bulletin effective Sept 26, 2006:

In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted…

Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and items exceed 3 ounces or are not contained in a one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection.

[absolootezer0]

It cracks me up when NASA talks about "making sure the Space Shuttle is safe." SAFE?!?!? HAH!! Right, strap yourself into a tin-can mounted on a pair of huge firecrackers with a tank of hydrogen, blasted to Mach-10, and shot into space... "SAFE"?!?!? What a joke. Astronauts get my vote for guts, every time.

you forgot to mention that shuttles are also built by the lowest bidder. :)

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Talking about Killer TATAS....here's the M.O.A.T (mother of all tits) that would clear a 5 mile radius!

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Here are some Bali Bomberettes that we have to be careful of

[MAD-AS-HELL]

More bomb sniffing dogs are needed

[shaggy eel]

,,, job opportunity.

[Philistone]

I obviously meant "augmented" for aesthetic reasons, not medical ones.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Thank god John Travolta isn't part of TSA. He'd be more interested in patting down the johns and let the boob bombs go undetected.

[edzo4]

[bonfire]

Oh please. You KNOW he wasn't talking about augmentation because of breast cancer. Chill!

[Beckwith]

I might have to go back to work?

[DungeonMaster]

Why is Travolta kissing a dude?

[muawiyah]

No, it won't. THere's a loophole in there big enough to drive a hairdryer through. All they gotta' do is enclose each breast in a one-quart plastic bag.

I did not find a picture on the net showing this phenomenon, but by the close of business today one will probably appear.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Maybe because Travolta likes men more than women. Not that that makes him a bad person. Hollywood is full of masculin leading man types who hide their true identity so they can get those juicy well paid male parts.

[DungeonMaster]

so they can get those juicy well paid male parts.

So to speak.

[Osage Orange]

That old geezer has a knife in his left shoe, a credit card bomb in his left shirt pocket, an implanted bio-bomb chip in his left forearm...and more than likely exploding eyeglasses.

BOOK HIM!!

[Loud Mime]

6 legs, 4 very nice ones!

[MAD-AS-HELL]

weiner dogs are the BEST!

[Slings and Arrows]

There's my next dog.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Just make sure you don't over feed them and excercise them to keep them thin. They are endless garbage disposals. Make great lap dogs and they are not those irritating TOY DOGS. These are REAL hound dogs.

[dayglored]

>> so they can get those juicy well paid male parts.

> So to speak.

Just.... eeww-ww-wwwww...