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Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports
TravelGearBlog ^
| September 27th, 2006
| TravelGearBlog
Posted on 09/27/2006 10:34:09 PM PDT by Westlander
The TSA’s changes to the complete liquid ban may require persons with augmented breasts (or other body parts) to comply with further inspections at security checkpoints.
Excerpts from the TSA bulletin effective Sept 26, 2006:
In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted…
Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and items exceed 3 ounces or are not contained in a one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection.
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To: pissant; Millie
I'm sure you would LOVE this thread....
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:34:55 PM PDT
by
MikefromOhio
("...America has confronted evil before, and we have defeated it...")
To: Westlander
Since I absolutely detest "augmented" breasts, this may have a positive untintended consequence for me...
To: Westlander
http://media.putfile.com/Take-the-Cam-Breast-Exam
Let "Cam" do your breast exam!
4
posted on
09/27/2006 10:37:30 PM PDT
by
Marie
(Welcome to Texas! (Be friendly or we'll shoot you.))
To: Westlander
My "augmented" breast replaces one removed by surgery. I hope they pop it. It's more trouble than it's worth...
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:38:14 PM PDT
by
redhead
To: Westlander
http://media.putfile.com/Take-the-Cam-Breast-Exam
Let "Cam" do your breast exam!
6
posted on
09/27/2006 10:38:31 PM PDT
by
Marie
(Welcome to Texas! (Be friendly or we'll shoot you.))
To: Westlander
You can't make this stuff up!
7
posted on
09/27/2006 10:38:48 PM PDT
by
Song of the South
(Uncle Remus: You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far.)
To: Westlander
Somebody set up us the boob.
To: Philistone
Good for you! I think they're hideous too. Ain't nothin' like the real thing, ya know!
9
posted on
09/27/2006 10:41:28 PM PDT
by
derllak
To: Charles Henrickson
To: Westlander
80-year-old grandmothers will be subject to additional x-ray inspection to determine the content of augmented body parts.
To: Westlander
To: Westlander; Slings and Arrows; Xenalyte
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:44:53 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Westlander
I will unselfishly vounteer my help in order to make sure the inspections proceed un-impeded.
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:44:58 PM PDT
by
Minutemen
("It's a Religion of Peace")
To: Westlander
The biggest boobs of all are the ones at the TSA!
To: Westlander
"Now if you'll just step over here and let me double-check..."
16
posted on
09/27/2006 10:45:21 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
Let no melon be plucked before its time.
To: BookmanTheJanitor
I believe these are explosive devices....
18
posted on
09/27/2006 10:45:57 PM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(An undefeated enemy is still an enemy.......war has a purpose.)
To: Westlander
Dr. Zoidberg reporting for duty.
Now open up and say Yeaaahhh.
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:49:10 PM PDT
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
To: Westlander; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I volunteer!
20
posted on
09/27/2006 10:49:35 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
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