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MORFORD: Is Bush Really The Devil?
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 9/27/6 | Mark Morford

Posted on 09/27/2006 7:55:56 AM PDT by SmithL

Satan has better taste in shoes. Is far sexier. Can actually spell 'Venezuela.' I mean, come on -

It was a minor furor. A cute political hubbub, Dems and Repubs alike reluctantly defending poor confused Dubya from the slings and arrows of outrageous Venezuelans.

George W. Bush is the devil! cried otherwise wonderfully charismatic but also dumbly ham-fisted Hugo Chávez in front of a bank of U.N. microphones. America is the Great Satan! agrees Islamic fundamentalism, as it mindlessly firebombs a few thousand innocent cars and blows up various KFCs in endless examples of idiotic violence that, ironically, makes Allah shrink in humiliation.

It's a delightfully common appraisal, this Bush-is-the-Devil thing, one I hear frequently from my otherwise highly intelligent, liberal brethren. But is George W. Bush really Satan? Was he really sent to us by an angry and sighing God(dess) to test our ability to suffer toxic GOP fools with greater humor and more sex and good scotch? Let us examine the evidence.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: agitprop; antiamericanism; axisnancy; fruity; lordfoofoo; morfordite; soldhissoul; tokiojoe
Morfordite Alert!

`nuf said

1 posted on 09/27/2006 7:55:57 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL
MORFORD: Is Bush Really The Devil?

Is Morford really human?
2 posted on 09/27/2006 7:56:39 AM PDT by JamesP81 (The answer always lies with more freedom; not less)
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To: SmithL

Must be Morfords time of the month again..


3 posted on 09/27/2006 7:57:44 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi..)
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To: SmithL
People like Mark Morford are so enthralled by hating President Bush that they have no time for reality.
4 posted on 09/27/2006 7:58:03 AM PDT by avacado
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To: SmithL
Here is Lucifer, a massive, thunderous hero, subtle and intelligent and enormously articulate, full of passion and red-hot anarchy, the ultimate rebel. He is often seen reclining in his cavernous, rocky lair, lying on his side, all muscled godlike beauty and ruined glory and deep seduction and heat. He is just terribly, wonderfully alluring.

Morford is getting that Monica Lewinsky/Nina Burleigh feeling toward Satan.

5 posted on 09/27/2006 8:02:36 AM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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To: JamesP81

The Morfordite sold his soul so many years ago, that he now considers Satan a corporate sponsor.


6 posted on 09/27/2006 8:16:29 AM PDT by SmithL (Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
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To: SmithL

It amazes me what kind of attention has been paid to Chavez. After seeing the kind of s**thole he has made of the formerly beautiful country of Venezuala, why would ANYONE give him the time of day?


7 posted on 09/27/2006 8:25:19 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (The Clinton rage: Why God invented YouTube (Podhoretz))
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To: SmithL

"Is Bush Really The Devil?"


Nope. That's my ex-wife, lol!


8 posted on 09/27/2006 8:26:12 AM PDT by BLS (Outside of a dog, a book is mans' best friend. Inside a dog it is too dark to read a book.)
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To: SmithL

Was last night a full moon? I've seen more wierd posts this morning (naked horse chasing in Arkansas, liberal whacko airline passenger committed to asylum, liberal dreams of sex with strangers, etc) than I've seen in the last month!


9 posted on 09/27/2006 8:28:55 AM PDT by 6ppc (Call Photo Reuters, that's the name, and away goes truth right down the drain. Photo Reuters!)
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To: SirJohnBarleycorn
Like another idiot, former NJ Gov McGreevey, wrote:

"I pulled him to the bed and we made love like I'd always dreamed: a boastful, passionate, whispering, masculine kind of love."

10 posted on 09/27/2006 8:35:01 AM PDT by ikka
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To: 6ppc

"naked horse chasing in Arkansas"


Naked horses are a threat to us all and should be forced to wear pants.


:o)


11 posted on 09/27/2006 9:09:00 AM PDT by BLS (Outside of a dog, a book is mans' best friend. Inside a dog it is too dark to read a book.)
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To: SmithL
Mark has new head shots? Heeeethttthhh thooooooo cute!


Look, the Village people!

12 posted on 09/27/2006 10:15:46 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: alwaysconservative

You don't get it. LW Moonbats LOVE Chavez. They idolize him for his steal from the rich give to the poor sthick and his constant America bashing.


13 posted on 09/27/2006 10:25:44 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69

I know what you're saying, but what I'm mystified about is that I saw Venezuala both pre-Chavez and post-Chavez, and why the heck is nobody down there asking "Are you better off today than you were before Chavez?" (The same is true of Castro. How many more colossal failures in socialistic societies must people suffer before the left FINALLY gets it that socialism just doesn't work?)

And why is nobody from Venezuala publicly saying that they're embarassed that their "leader" is a moonbat weirdo with a devil fetish? Oh, that's right, because they don't HAVE free speech like we do! (Shaking head.)


14 posted on 09/27/2006 10:35:33 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (The Clinton rage: Why God invented YouTube (Podhoretz))
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